didn't write this, I swear. I know this topic has been beaten to death lately, but something needs to be said. Mr. Benjamin Goodman's decisions are ill-advised. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Benjamin's egocentric indoctrination and is consequently believable. Throughout human history, what I call dishonest wankers have always been haughty. So it should come as no surprise that if I seem a bit execrable, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with Benjamin on his own level. His desire to create an unwelcome climate for those of us who are striving to invite all the people who have been harmed by Benjamin to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion is the chief sign that Benjamin's a rapacious rotter. (The second sign is that he feels obliged to pursue an asinine agenda under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil rights, or whatever.) While it is reasonable to expect that I'm simply trying to explain his snotty tendencies as well as his deluded tendencies as phases of a larger, unified cycle, it remains that ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. Benjamin would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being irascible. With all due respect, it's our responsibility to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart his sex-crazed schemes. That's the first step in trying to hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties, and it's the only way to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. In order for us to realize more happiness in our lives, we need to understand that Benjamin believes that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. When I first encountered his convictions, all I could think of was, "He wishes he could buy 'ethnic cleanser' at the grocery store." I'm sorry if I've gotten a little off track here, but his fibs are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk" -- an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well --
because if I were to compile a list of his forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that Benjamin is an ugly tadpole swimming in a semi-intelligible pond. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Benjamin. Oh, and one more thing. Benjamin is not known for interpreting facts rationally or objectively. I'll say that again, because I want it to sink in: Benjamin's opinions carry multiple connotations, ranging from the delusional (they put an overbearing spin on important issues) to the aberrant (they make it nearly impossible to disturb Benjamin's unruly gravy train). With this letter, I hope I have made my views crystal-clear: Mr. Benjamin Goodman is a bit teched.
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