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Jul 9 2009 01:02am
Quote (Kriptonyte @ Thu, Jul 9 2009, 01:59am)
Dude i already made a 6+ page thread of these..


...cool...
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Jul 9 2009 01:02am
Quote (I_BadKarma_I @ Thu, Jul 9 2009, 07:00am)
must read the last half!!!!!

or whole thing , kid actually stays thru it!


You: hello
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: whats up?
You: wanna do an experiment
You: with me
Stranger: sure
You: ok
You: here are the supplies
Stranger: kk
You: 2 inch diameter ruber tube , a gerbal
You: and your ass
You: lmk when u got em all
Stranger: alright
Stranger: yeah i got em
Stranger: using m lizard
Stranger: is that fine
You: alright
You: thats will work
You: oo
Stranger: k
You: go grab your vasiline
You: i forgot that
Stranger: k hold on
Stranger: k
Stranger: back
You: alright
You: put one side of the tube
You: in the vasaline
Stranger: alright
You: ok
You: slide it gentally or hard up ur ass
You: which ever u perfer
Stranger: gentally
You: ok now
Stranger: its in there
You: take the gerbal
You: i mean
You: lizard
Stranger: lizard
Stranger: yeah
You: and put him back in his cage
Stranger: kay
You: and jump up and land on the tube so it jams up your ass
Stranger: ah wtf
You: and presto , your a faggot!
Stranger: it worked!
Stranger: i like it up the but now!
You: holy shit!
You: now your like showny
Stranger: your a genius dr
.gonzo
You: your new names showyn
You: showny*
Stranger: ok
You: kk cya later , call me if u need me
Stranger: alright
You: my numbers
Stranger: how do i
You: 1 800 fuck you
You have disconnected.


That n00b got raped
gZ
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Jul 9 2009 01:02am
Quote (Kevgizcool @ Thu, Jul 9 2009, 02:54am)
LOL


Lol yeah he slammed me with that one. Iso him on welcher's list tho ;)
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Jul 9 2009 01:03am
Stranger: 23 male brazil and looking for a female to webcam on msn with me. ASL if interested please.
You: LOL
You: hi
You: 18 g
You: usa
Stranger: female?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: cyver, sure
Stranger: cyber
You: start
Stranger: msn/ cam?
You: no
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: tell me how u look
You: lets do it here
You: ok
You: blonde
You: 22 pinds
You: very harry
You: mustache
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Jul 9 2009 01:03am
holy fucking shit!!!!!!!


You: im an arab
Stranger: ok
You: i blow you up
You: shoe bomb go boom!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Joined: Feb 5 2009
Gold: 19,877.54
Jul 9 2009 01:06am
You: hey there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from ?
You: guam
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wtf?
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Joined: Jun 30 2008
Gold: 1,065.00
Jul 9 2009 01:06am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: just keep typing im almost there
Stranger: what
You: a little longer
Stranger: you'll cum on my tits?
Stranger: let's cyber i'm horny
You: NICE
You: you do all the work
You: show me what you got :)
Stranger: that's not how it works
Stranger: play along
Stranger: i throw you on the couch and un-zip your pants
You: i rip off your shirt
Stranger: say more..
You: and lick your neck
Stranger: i wack out your dick and start masterbating it
You: i pull off your pants and lick my fingers getting ready
Stranger: my mother walks in and asks why i'm not in bed, it's the first day of grade 1 tomorrow
Stranger: then she asks what the man is doing touching an innocent little child
You: oooooo, i ask her if she wants to join in
Stranger: i tell her you're my tutor
Stranger: it's my 12th birthday tomorrow
Stranger: you lick my pussy like a savage
You: the feeling of your moms mouth around my dick is incredible
Stranger: my mom's 60
Stranger: that's nasty
You: i love it old and saggy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


el oh el
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Posts: 24,850
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Jul 9 2009 01:07am
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: moooi
You: french?
You: or trying to say moo?
Stranger: finland
You: ahh
Stranger: mooi/hello
You: turka?
You: sad day there
You: for saku koivu
Stranger: what happened to him?
You: he left the canadiens
You: and signed with the ducks
You: but
You: now he gets to play with teemu selanne
Stranger: and how do you know all of that
You: nhl.com
You: ofc
You: i hockey
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: where u from?
You: land of the free, home of the brave, etc
You: over here tho, we mostly play pockey hockey
You: pocket*
Stranger: kanada'
You: ha
You: no
You: u ever seen a brave canadien?
Stranger: never seen any canadiens
You: threaten their maple syrup factory and they're quivering in a corner protecting their bank of hockey pucks
You: so u a dude or a chick?
Stranger: chicket:)
Stranger: n
You: vn
You: would u like to textually molest me?
Stranger: öm, i dont know what that means .d
You: well it's a bit like sexual molestation
You: but using text
Stranger: molestation?
You: u kno, touching and stuff...
You: u give me a slap n tickle, i pull on ur clit with my canines, fun for everyone
Stranger: yea sure
You: so how old are u?
Stranger: 17
You: perfect
Stranger: u?
You: just old enough not to be legal
You: my fav
You: im 24
You: ....inches
You: hah!
You: good one.. inorite
Stranger: i use centimetres
Stranger: in here
Stranger: heh
You: well how many centimeters can u fit in ur mouth?
You: like can u deepthroat a zucchini?
Stranger: beer bottle
You: a whole beer bottle?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: why not
You: damn that's impressive
You: well
You: i guess it depends on what type of beer
Stranger: yea, they keeps telling me that
Stranger: karjala takas vaikka pullo kerrallaan
Stranger: ofc
You: god bless u
You: wait... didn't trey parker and matt stone blow ur country up?
You: and some chink was like "oh no not a fwinrand!"
You: so ur really not from finland...
You: i knew it
You: there goes my boner...
You: only one way to get it back... think u can help me?
Stranger: how could i?
You: it's elaborate
You: but it just might work
You: u just gotta stick a carrot up my ass while tweaking my nips and humming the theme from sesame street
You: if u can do that, ill have the ability to splooge a 14 oz. load right in between ur eyes
Stranger: that sounds cool
Stranger: been there done it
You: ya who hasn't
You: took u a long time to respond...
You: looking up splooge in ur finnish-english dictionary?
You: hello??
You: u stinky fukkin whore
You: don't ignore me
You: or ill rage worse on u than Overghost
You: and u kno how bad that can be
Stranger: what
You: don't act like u don't know
Stranger: ISMO ZUMBAA
You: oh ya well...
You: reptar voodoo!
You: and im spent...
You: t4t
You have disconnected.
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Jul 9 2009 01:07am
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 好无聊。
You: WHAT THE FUCK A CHINK?
Stranger: What‘s the meaning?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Jul 9 2009 01:07am
Quote (Kevgizcool @ Thu, Jul 9 2009, 06:57am)
You: ;]
Stranger: hey
You: SUP
You: ASL?
Stranger: nothing you
Stranger: 15 f ca
You: omg
You: what part?
Stranger: alberta
Stranger: lol
You: ah
You: fresno here
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol what
You: cali right?
Stranger: Albertta, is in Canada....
Stranger: lol
You: Oh
You: Lol
You: Just moved to cali
You: i hear canada chicks are like the hottest ones in the world
You: am i right?
Stranger: lol YES you are
You: good in bed?
Stranger: I heard that from someone else today too
Stranger: yes
Stranger: haha
You: oh god
You: virgin/
Stranger: yeah lol
You: oh your fresh
You: im 16
You: :D
Stranger: heh i'm 15 !
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: awesome
You: lets cybe
You: cyber
You: im fucken horny
Stranger: okaay on here
Stranger: same haha
You: i put my hands on breasts
You: big and juicy
You: oh god
You: its amazing
Stranger: haah
Stranger: keep going
You: your turn
Stranger: lol make a setting so i know what to do kai ?
You: were in the jungle
You: im the lian
You: lion
You: the king of the jungle
You: you are my priestess
You: I cast level three eroticism on you
Stranger: hahah woah.
Stranger: make it more simplier >.<
You: okay
You: were in your room
You: no one is home
You: we just got done watching a porno
You: and wanna try it out
Stranger: alright
Stranger: *rolls ontop of view and starts to remove your clothing*
You: takes it off as fast as I can
Stranger: takes off my own clothes and licks you
You: licks me where?
Stranger: down your neck so far
You: oh my
You: im getting hard
Stranger: haha good
You: keep going
You: it feels great
Stranger: starts to lick down your chest
You: my chest is kinda hairy
You: dont mind that
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: *follows "treasure trail"* lmao
You: haha
You: i pull off my pants slowly




This girl is horny... god damn..
Still going..




This is the girl... LOL
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