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#31
Jul 8 2009 11:55pm
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: whats asl
Stranger: ur age
Stranger: sex
You: o
You: 57
You: guy
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#32
Jul 8 2009 11:55pm
another funny

You: so do u like dildos in your penis?
Stranger: pakistan != china
You: answer my question damnit
Stranger: naw
Stranger: so where you from
You: why not?
Stranger: uncomfortable
You: how so?
You: does it hurt?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not enough feeling actually
Stranger: I prefer to fist my cock
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: like
Stranger: up to the elbow
Stranger: and it's only halfway down
Stranger: the shaft
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#33
Jul 8 2009 11:55pm
You: i got a boner!
Stranger: hi
You: wanna fuck a cow together?
Stranger: no no
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#34
Jul 8 2009 11:58pm
Stranger: non je ne suis pas le seigneur
Stranger: désolé monsieur
You: what the fuck!
Stranger: quoi ?
You: u foreign piece of shit!
You: speak ingles!
Stranger: je comprends pas désolé
Stranger: oui j'aime bien les pringles
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: d'accord
You: suck my dick!
Stranger: je comprends pas
Stranger: ça veut dire quoi ?

WTF!

This post was edited by CatchPhrase on Jul 8 2009 11:58pm
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#35
Jul 8 2009 11:58pm
Quote (CatchPhrase @ Thu, Jul 9 2009, 05:58am)
Stranger: non je ne suis pas le seigneur
Stranger: désolé monsieur
You: what the fuck!
Stranger: quoi ?
You: u foreign piece of shit!
You: speak ingles!
Stranger: je comprends pas désolé
Stranger: oui j'aime bien les pringles
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: d'accord
You: suck my dick!
Stranger: je comprends pas
Stranger: ça veut dire quoi ?

WTF!


gay.
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#36
Jul 8 2009 11:59pm
You: let me be your dildo ?
Stranger: okay i'll let you
You: get started
You: use me babe
Stranger: you play with me first
Stranger: turn me on
You: :o
You: but I'm just a dildo
You: I cant move ..
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#37
Jul 8 2009 11:59pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Send fg first or get a med imo.
You: i'm not trusting an 09
Stranger: ?
Stranger: well i am 17 male
You: idc what you are faggot. send fg first or get a med or no trade!
Stranger: whats fg
You: State your jsp..
You: i need to know your jsp so you won't scams me
Stranger: whast a jsp, i dont follow
You: send fg now or i put in s/a
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by Kriptonyte on Jul 9 2009 12:00am
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#38
Jul 9 2009 12:00am
Quote (Kriptonyte @ Thu, 9 Jul 2009, 01:59)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Send fg first or get a med imo.
You: i'm not trusting an 09
Stranger: ?
Stranger: well i am 17 male
You: idc what you are faggot. send fg first or get a med or no trade!
Stranger: whats fg
You: State your jsp..
You: i need to know your jsp so you won't scams me
Stranger: whast a jsp, i dont follow
You: send fg now or i put in s/a
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


copy me moar plz?
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#39
Jul 9 2009 12:01am
Quote (iceberg3366 @ Thu, Jul 9 2009, 06:00am)
copy me moar plz?


tons of people have done it o.O
i don't want to do sex shit imo
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#40
Jul 9 2009 12:02am
heres a long one.



You: where do you live?
Stranger: india
You: no way!
You: me too!
Stranger: which state
You: i live in india
You: not emerica
Stranger: dont tell lie like this
You: what lie?
You: i live in india
Stranger: but which state
You: INDIA DUMB FUCK!
Stranger: im not a girl loke that
You: slap chop
You: your gonna love my nuts
You: your gonna love my nuts
Stranger: sorry im not agirl like that
You: 1 chop , your gonna love my nuts
You: 2 chop , your gonna love my nuts
You: SAGGY TITTIES!
Stranger: what do u mean
You: i love your orangitang titties
Stranger: u want a fuck with me
You: now , i want to fuck you
You: no*
Stranger: stupid dont thing like that
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