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#31
Jun 26 2009 03:46pm
Shak owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time.
It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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#32
Jun 26 2009 03:46pm
Shak can touch MC Hammer.
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#33
Jun 26 2009 03:47pm
When Shk falls in water, Shak doesn't get wet. Water gets Shak.
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#34
Jun 26 2009 03:49pm
Shak can delete the Recycling Bin.
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#35
Jun 26 2009 03:50pm
If you have 5 dollars and Shak has 5 dollars, Shak has more money than you.
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#36
Jun 26 2009 03:51pm
When Shak gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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#37
Jun 26 2009 03:51pm
Shak can kill two stones with one bird.
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#38
Jun 26 2009 03:52pm
Quote (SiCC @ Fri, Jun 26 2009, 05:45pm)
Shak ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.


LOL
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#39
Jun 26 2009 03:52pm
Quote (Tom942 @ Fri, Jun 26 2009, 02:49pm)
Shak can delete the Recycling Bin.


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#40
Jun 26 2009 03:54pm
Shak grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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