You: dudee
You: i have a raging hard on right now
Stranger: dude.
Stranger: do you?
You: d2jsp
Stranger: is your penis hitting the keyboard
Stranger: and sending me these random letters?
You: no, im asian
You: my penis is practically inverted
Stranger: can't reach?
Stranger: i hate asians.
You:

Stranger: except my best friend who is half asian
Stranger: buttt she doesn't act asian at allll
You: cool story bro
Stranger: i'm not a bro, thanks.
You: nudes?
Stranger: uh no. i like girls. :]
You: i can be a girl
Stranger: not dumbass boys like you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.