You: hello
You: wanna do an experiment with me?
Stranger: yes
You: ok here are the supplies
You: 2 inch diameter tube , a gerbal
You: and your ass
You: lmk when u got em all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by I_BadKarma_I on Jul 9 2009 12:55am

LOL

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: Hiya.
Stranger: wats up]
You: Nothing much, you?
Stranger: nm2=
Stranger: may i ask ur name?
You: Kevin
Stranger: im edwina=)
You: I'm horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was you?!!?

Fake name ofc.

You: ;]
Stranger: hey
You: SUP
You: ASL?
Stranger: nothing you
Stranger: 15 f ca
You: omg
You: what part?
Stranger: alberta
Stranger: lol
You: ah
You: fresno here
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol what
You: cali right?
Stranger: Albertta, is in Canada....
Stranger: lol
You: Oh
You: Lol
You: Just moved to cali
You: i hear canada chicks are like the hottest ones in the world
You: am i right?
Stranger: lol YES you are
You: good in bed?
Stranger: I heard that from someone else today too
Stranger: yes
Stranger: haha
You: oh god
You: virgin/
Stranger: yeah lol
You: oh your fresh
You: im 16
You:
Stranger: heh i'm 15 !
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: awesome
You: lets cybe
You: cyber
You: im fucken horny
Stranger: okaay on here
Stranger: same haha
You: i put my hands on breasts
You: big and juicy
You: oh god
You: its amazing
Stranger: haah
Stranger: keep going
You: your turn
Stranger: lol make a setting so i know what to do kai ?
You: were in the jungle
You: im the lian
You: lion
You: the king of the jungle
You: you are my priestess
You: I cast level three eroticism on you
Stranger: hahah woah.
Stranger: make it more simplier >.<
You: okay
You: were in your room
You: no one is home
You: we just got done watching a porno
You: and wanna try it out
Stranger: alright
Stranger: *rolls ontop of view and starts to remove your clothing*
You: takes it off as fast as I can
Stranger: takes off my own clothes and licks you
You: licks me where?
Stranger: down your neck so far
You: oh my
You: im getting hard
Stranger: haha good
You: keep going
You: it feels great
Stranger: starts to lick down your chest
You: my chest is kinda hairy
You: dont mind that
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: *follows "treasure trail"* lmao
You: haha
You: i pull off my pants slowly




This girl is horny... god damn..
Still going..

You: giggty giggty
You: allrighhttt
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: where you from
You: Quohog
Stranger: what
You: Quohog, Rhode island..
Stranger: never heard of such a place
Stranger: cool
You: whats your name
You: mines Glen Quagmire
Stranger: im greg
You: what street u live on
You: i live on Spooner Street
You: my best friend Peter griffin lives right by me
Stranger: i swear to god i didnt ask
You: Giggty giggty giggty!

Dude i already made a 6+ page thread of these..

Mine > Yours

must read the last half!!!!!

or whole thing , kid actually stays thru it!


You: hello
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: whats up?
You: wanna do an experiment
You: with me
Stranger: sure
You: ok
You: here are the supplies
Stranger: kk
You: 2 inch diameter ruber tube , a gerbal
You: and your ass
You: lmk when u got em all
Stranger: alright
Stranger: yeah i got em
Stranger: using m lizard
Stranger: is that fine
You: alright
You: thats will work
You: oo
Stranger: k
You: go grab your vasiline
You: i forgot that
Stranger: k hold on
Stranger: k
Stranger: back
You: alright
You: put one side of the tube
You: in the vasaline
Stranger: alright
You: ok
You: slide it gentally or hard up ur ass
You: which ever u perfer
Stranger: gentally
You: ok now
Stranger: its in there
You: take the gerbal
You: i mean
You: lizard
Stranger: lizard
Stranger: yeah
You: and put him back in his cage
Stranger: kay
You: and jump up and land on the tube so it jams up your ass
Stranger: ah wtf
You: and presto , your a faggot!
Stranger: it worked!
Stranger: i like it up the but now!
You: holy shit!
You: now your like showny
Stranger: your a genius dr.gonzo
You: your new names showyn
You: showny*
Stranger: ok
You: kk cya later , call me if u need me
Stranger: alright
You: my numbers
Stranger: how do i
You: 1 800 fuck you
You have disconnected.

This post was edited by I_BadKarma_I on Jul 9 2009 01:00am