You: what are you doing
Stranger: eating
You: what
Stranger: pubic hair
You: o.O
Stranger:OMG
Stranger: SO
Stranger: DOOD

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: HEY
You: WOULD YOU EVER FUCK AN ANIMAL?
Stranger: already have
Stranger: haha jk
You: AW YOU GOT ME EXCITED
You: WHATS THE BEST ANIMAL TO FUCK?
Stranger: haha well im a farm girl and a horses dick is huge so yeah


/e had to steal the idea it was funny lol

This post was edited by Lunchboxxx on Jul 8 2009 11:50pm

Stranger: hey
You: i dont know you!
Stranger: ok..asl
You: wtf is asl? your bra size?
You: hello?
Stranger: shit.............fuckard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: haha well im a farm girl and a horses dick is huge so yeah
You: THATS FUCKIN HOT
Stranger: i especially like suckin it off and gettin cover in cum
You: SO DO MY FRIENDS AT JSP THEY LOVE SUCKIN DICK
You: FOR FG
You: EFF GEE

lol i think i got that person
someone called me a fucktard

You: JSP>
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: lemme get on my sorc
Stranger: ?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Send fg u/f please
Stranger: are you america
Stranger: n
Stranger: what the fuck is htat
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi\
Stranger:
You: Sen Fg u/f please
You: send*
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i love how you smell
You: Send Fg u/f please
Stranger: ?
Stranger: request?
Stranger: i hate needy people
You: you will welch me
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I accidently a whole bottle, is this bad?
You: Send Fg u/f please
You: i dont wanna be welched
You: or get a med
Stranger: o ok
You: http://forums.d2jsp.org/user.php?i=475406
You: theres my link
You: send fg please
Stranger: wat fg?
You: 5k a/i
You: lets go, i dont got all night
Stranger: I accidently a dog, is this bad?
You: fine get a med if u dont wanna u/f my fg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lolz

Actually look at the myspace i gave the fucker...


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey there
Stranger: hello
You: hey excuse me if im a lil mean im on my period :\
Stranger: ok daz fine
You: mkay
You: do you have jsp???
You: give me yur jsp now!
Stranger: jsp?
You: JSP!!!
You: do you have JSP!!!!
You: d2jsp!!!
Stranger: wat is dat?
You: LUBE!
Stranger: ha oh ok
You: do you have any!?!
You: i have an experiment for youu
Stranger: umm no but i have baby oil
You: ohh
You: well
You: use soap instead
You: like
You: the soap you use in the shower
Stranger: 4 wat?
You: you get all wettt with water, and get soap all over you hands..
You: and start fingering your asshole
You: until you bleed
Stranger: umm ok sure
You: go do it and send me pics?!
Stranger: u send me pics first
You: do you want my myspace?
Stranger: yes
You: i think i'm really hot
You: so
You: be ready!
You: http://www.myspace.com/437273980
Stranger: ok h/o
You: likey?
Stranger: ur cute
You: my names shaniqua
You: aww thanks
You: can i get a carrot and push it up your asshole?
Stranger: no
Stranger: can i do datr to yu?
You: no fuck you
You have disconnected.

KLOLOLOL


Stranger: ive been fucked in the pussy by a horse omg its so good
You: I BET YOU DIRTY BITCH

This post was edited by Lunchboxxx on Jul 8 2009 11:54pm