LOL

You: do u suck cock fr fg
Stranger: listen to me, will you?
You: 5$ suckie suckie?
You: pervert
You: trying to get my info!
You: PERVERT
You: IM TELLING ON JOO
Stranger: do you want to play with me?
You: ON D2?
You: SURE
You: what realm?
Stranger: the game
You: uswest or east?
Stranger: you loose sir
You: i loose?
You: i r a level 99pally
You: i ezpk u
You: fool
You: wana fight
You: lets go
You: pervert
Stranger: ok, but do you know what i will do in your mothers grave? did i tell you?
You: LOL
You: thats gross.
Stranger: im gonna poo and her. and i`m gonna get her corpse and a have a nice night of sex
You: u wana skullfuck my mother thats just gross.
You: THATS GROSE
Stranger: i will cum on her empty eyes
You: thats gross!!!!
Stranger: yes it is. but it is love
You: why would u do something like that
You: IM JUST A 8YR OLD KID
You: BOTH MY PARENTS DIED
Stranger: i know that is not true. i hope it was
You: thats mean
You: UR A JACKASS
Stranger: i would laugh at your dead paretns
You: UR A JACKASS
You: GO FUCK URSELF
You have disconnected.

god damn thats 1 perverted person

Stranger: Hello
You: D2JSP
Stranger: Hey troll
Stranger: l2 troll better
You: Oh mofo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol'd

Stranger: nick?
Stranger: is that u ?
Stranger: its kelly !
You: oh my god
You: are you serious?
Stranger: what do you mean ?
Stranger: is it or isnt it u
You: Is that really you kelly?
Stranger: YES
You: HOLY SHIT!
Stranger: my internets crashed 10 times !
Stranger: im so sorry babe
You: haha
You: wow
You: its not a problem
Stranger: so your still comin to myn for a little "sleepover"
Stranger: tonight ?
Stranger:
You: um
You: i think so
Stranger: u think so ?
You: illl try baby
You: i promise
Stranger: thanks babe
You: can i get those pics?
Stranger: make sure u bring the G-string, coz kelly likey
You: Haha
You: for sure
Stranger: pics ?
Stranger: ohh right
Stranger: yeah um sure
You:
Stranger: Ray was bringing them
You: oh
You: just send em to me?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ill call you, i got one juicy pic of me naked on a bed with my breasts and nipples hanging out
Stranger: youll like that
You: of course i will
You:
Stranger: it makes u horny, ive seen you have a boner before babe dont be embarressed
You: never
Stranger: ;p
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i miss you
Stranger: i wanna see you noq
Stranger: now*
You: i cant wait to see you
Stranger: i know !
Stranger: i feel like having cyber sex with you over the internet now
Stranger: i so want u right now
You: show me the pic
You: and i will show you mine
You: and we can cyber
Stranger: i cant babe, its on my phone
Stranger: and my phone cords gone missing
Stranger: tonight u wont even need the picture
Stranger: you can have which ever part of me you want
You: Come on..
You: Please...
Stranger: Babe, i dont have the photo
Stranger: tonight when we fuck you can have which ever part you want
Stranger: i know which part i want of yours ;D
You: which part?
You:
Stranger: in less then an hour it will be you and me on the bed with nothing but our skins
Stranger: i want every part babe
Stranger: mainly your fat cock to suck on like a dummy
You: like?
Stranger: coz its so big
You: Sweet
Stranger: ;p
Stranger: yeah babe
Stranger: which part of me you want ?
You: your nice wet pussy
Stranger: ohh yes, youve sed that to me a billion times, well tonights finally here babe

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Posted this in the health and firtness section like last week, I suppose I'll post it here.

For those who are the typical TL;DR of the forums, just quote my post and say TL;DR and that will be that.



Anyway, for those who actually 'care', heres my story


Well, this weekend is the first weekend off I've had in about 2 months (prior to this I've had 1 day off whrre I didn't really drink cuz no1 else was there )


Anyway, I decided seeing as it was my first 'weekned' off work, I would have a good time. Last night I went to a GZ party with my friend, had a great time, ect. ect.



Well tonight, I went to a party at another friends house. It was fun, but for the most part wasn't worth posting (although I will throw out a GZ to my buddy that got laid outside the house while we where locked out, you lucky bastard, wish it was me xD perhaps next time LOL). Anyway, we got kicked out at about 2:30 and were told to go home.

While we were walking home I had a 40 of southern comfort in my buddys backpack (it was MINE). Anyway, I asked him for it, and in my drunkenness, I accidently dropped it, and it SHATTERED There goes $50 on the ground > <

Anyway, I apologized IMENSELY and we continued to the party.

Anyway, as we got closer to the party, I decided to take a leak and take a (somewhat) shortcut to the party. Heres a screenshot ATTEMPTING to descript to you (rememeber, still drunk);

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7244/lol2c.jpg

Well I was walking along, going to the party. I got to NEAR the party, and my friends were talking about these "tough guys" talking shit to them.

Don't get me wrong. Both of my friends I guarantee could hold their own in a fight, but they're not one to speak up for themselves. Anyway, after hearing this I decided to go back and 'ask' what the fuck was up to the tough guys.

Well I started talking to them, and one guy said it was all him, and apologized.

Well.. literally 30 seconds later, a cop starts to pull up. Me and my friends decide to walk away, seeing as it looks pretty heat (that and I've got a beer in my hand in a public park.. LOL).

Sure enough, the cop singles out me, and only me. I thankfully ditch my beer without the cop seeing it and go and talk to him. He obviously writes down my information (not to worry, I have him a fake name and thankfully had ZERO ID on me... LOL)


After that I deicde to walk away and head to the party.. The cop leaves... After only taking MY information.. I was like WTF?


Anyway, I get near the party, and sure neough my friends tell me the second the cop starts talking to me, these 'tough guys' start talking shit again.

My friends, being submissive, say we should just forget about it and head home, w/e, shit happens, ect.


Me... being drunk and not one to take shit, desides to do the exact opposite. As my friends start to walk home, I got and confront these 'tough guys'


let me exaplin to you my build. I (probably thankfully) have a build which gives the illusion that I'm FAR more jacked then I am... Don't get me wrong, I'm stronger then 90% of the people my age, but my build gives me a look that I'm almost as big as CMBurns (which trust me.. I'm NOT... LOL).


Anyway, i go back and talk to these guys. Imediately, ALL three of them back the fuck off and start apologizing to my friends.. who wenre't even there.. LOL (now these guys aren't small... They're definitly as old / if not older then me.. The shortest being 6'1 and lanky, the biggest being 6'3 and fat / jacked... Definitly a football guy... I guarntee you that all 3 of these guys coulda smashed me without even trying)

My friends eventually realized i wasn't with them and came back. They came back to EVERY single person apologizing to them and saying they thought they were someone else and hoping not to cause any shit.

Personally.. I fucking LOLD



I guess the reason I posted this, was because this situation TRULY inspired me. I've got a weird build which makes me look significantly stronger then I am, however I've never done anything with it. I've got the build, and I've got the genetics, but I've never applied myself to working out. This situation actually made me realize my potential, and after tonight I realize what needs to happen...


Time to go the the gym and get GZ

TL;DR