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#141
Jul 6 2009 11:08pm
Quote (Nerfed @ Tue, 7 Jul 2009, 01:07)
This is confusing
But what about laying on top of her?


you dont put all your weight on her silly

you keep yourself up and use inertia to get as much speed as possible
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#142
Jul 6 2009 11:09pm
Quote (iceberg3366 @ Mon, Jul 6 2009, 11:08pm)
you dont put all your weight on her silly

you keep yourself up and use inertia to get as much speed as possible


Speed for what?
I dont just stick my penis in her vagina and sit there?
and how do i keep from not putting all my weight on her?
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#143
Jul 6 2009 11:09pm
Quote (Nerfed @ Tue, 7 Jul 2009, 01:09)
Speed for what?
I dont just stick my penis in her vagina and sit there?
and how do i keep from not putting all my weight on her?


arms obv

thats not fun for her is it?

and the best part is the noise your nuts make as they hit her
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#144
Jul 6 2009 11:10pm
Quote (Nerfed @ Tue, Jul 7 2009, 05:09am)
Speed for what?
I dont just stick my penis in her vagina and sit there?
and how do i keep from not putting all my weight on her?


Because, for some reason, if you keep it in there over 10 seconds, your penis will fall off, so you have to keep moving it in and out.
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#145
Jul 6 2009 11:10pm
Quote (iceberg3366 @ Mon, Jul 6 2009, 11:09pm)
arms obv

thats not fun for her is it?

and the best part is the noise your nuts make as they hit her


Speed for arms?
How is it not fun for her, thats what u guys said sex is..
what noise do they make?
Does it make the sound of the vacuum cleaner??
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#146
Jul 6 2009 11:11pm
Quote (lionelione43 @ Tue, 7 Jul 2009, 01:10)
Because, for some reason, if you keep it in there over 10 seconds, your penis will fall off, so you have to keep moving it in and out.


yea, it needs air, the hole in it is a blowhole, kinda like a dolphin or a whale
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#147
Jul 6 2009 11:11pm
Quote (iceberg3366 @ Tue, Jul 7 2009, 02:09am)
arms obv

thats not fun for her is it?

and the best part is the noise your nuts make as they hit her


lol u sound like the guy that goes on dating sites and acts like hes a girl
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#148
Jul 6 2009 11:11pm
Quote (xKenshiNx @ Tue, Jul 7 2009, 01:05am)
i'll look at ur penis if everything is okay only if you give me some fgs..
cuz time = money obv..


i didn't know you gay lol i hate them =D
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#149
Jul 6 2009 11:11pm
Quote (iceberg3366 @ Tue, Jul 7 2009, 05:09am)
arms obv

thats not fun for her is it?

and the best part is the noise your nuts make as they hit her


Wait i mean i wont be listenign to my ipod during it?
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#150
Jul 6 2009 11:12pm
Quote (iceberg3366 @ Mon, Jul 6 2009, 11:11pm)
yea, it needs air, the hole in it is a blowhole, kinda like a dolphin or a whale


I see
Now answer my other questions
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