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You: Why does everyone here hate me?
Stranger: why
You: they all seem to hate me
You: no one is nice to me
Stranger: o really
Stranger: so why
Stranger: girl or boy
You: boy
You: and i just tell people about my problem of having 3 testicles and they disconnect on me
Stranger: ..
Stranger: so everyone hate yiou
You: that's how it seems
Stranger: ..
You: all because i have a middle nut?
You: how is that fair?
Stranger: b..
Stranger: fuck
You: do you hate me now too?
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ya
You: why??
Stranger: ..
You: it's not my fault god did this to me
Stranger: ..
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: where are you from
You: kansas
Stranger: ..
Stranger: where is this
You: america?
Stranger: ..
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: really
Stranger: then how old are you
You: it's a really long story, but here goes....
Stranger: ..
You: i just had my 15th birthday
Stranger: ..
Stranger: oo
You: and there was a tornado coming
Stranger: so why everyone hate you
Stranger: for the middle nut
You: and i couldn't get to safety in time and got caught in the tornado
Stranger: how
Stranger: and why
You: it whisked me away to this place that all of a sudden had colors, bright and everywhere
Stranger: ..
You: when i looked to my left
Stranger: oo
You: there was a house that fell on some lady
Stranger: and then
You: and outta nowhere, her sister came running over and started yelling at me! as if i killed her sister
You: so she pulled out her wand as she screamed, "I'm the Wicked Witch of the West!"
Stranger: then
You: and then she gave me three testicles
Stranger: ;;
You: that's how it happened.
Stranger: that is
Stranger: ll
You: super serial
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: a ah
Stranger: ha ha
You: and now you hate me too, go ahead and disconnect like the rest of those munchkins! i don't need your stupid yellow brick road anyway!
Stranger: ..
Stranger: no i wanna to talk with you
You: so talk then
You: tell me about you
Stranger: ..
Stranger: i am sunny
Stranger: what's your name
You: my real name or my circus name?
Stranger: ..
Stranger: what
You: in the circus, it's the "Amazing 3-balled WonderBoy!"
Stranger: ..
You: and people come and point and laugh at my 3 testes
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ...
You: but it pays pretty good so
Stranger: are you mad
You: yes
You: my dad forces me to do it
Stranger: ..
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