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Jul 6 2009 11:01pm
Quote (xbuddx @ Tue, Jul 7 2009, 01:01am)
Doctor says im not that age yet!


i can examin you if you would like too
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Quote (Nerfed @ Tue, Jul 7 2009, 05:00am)
Ok so how do we have sex?
What do i do with my penis?
How do i lay on top of her?


To have sex, just put your penis in her eye. Its also called skull fucking. Just lie on top of her and skullfuck her. :)
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Jul 6 2009 11:02pm
Quote (Nerfed @ Tue, 7 Jul 2009, 01:00)
Ok so how do we have sex?
What do i do with my penis?
How do i lay on top of her?


stick you dick in her

nothing she does all the work

your on bottom obv
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Quote (lionelione43 @ Tue, Jul 7 2009, 05:01am)
To have sex, just put your penis in her eye. Its also called skull fucking. Just lie on top of her and skullfuck her. :)


oh thats what skullfucking is.
IM TAKING NOTES
HAHA
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Quote (lionelione43 @ Mon, Jul 6 2009, 11:01pm)
To have sex, just put your penis in her eye. Its also called skull fucking. Just lie on top of her and skullfuck her. :)


But wouldnt that hurt?
I want to have sex with her vagina
(after i lick it, which i think the kid is lying about)
I mean do i just flop down ontop of her or what??!!
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Jul 6 2009 11:03pm
Quote (Nerfed @ Tue, Jul 7 2009, 02:00am)
Ok so how do we have sex?
What do i do with my penis?
How do i lay on top of her?


lol
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Jul 6 2009 11:03pm
ISO more people please

im writing all this down so i dont forget
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Quote (xbuddx @ Tue, 7 Jul 2009, 01:03)
ISO more people please

im writing all this down so i dont forget


note cards are ok if your both virgins, she might have some too
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Jul 6 2009 11:04pm
Quote (iceberg3366 @ Mon, Jul 6 2009, 11:02pm)
stick you dick in her

nothing she does all the work

your on bottom obv


But the guide says that hurts her
I want her to enjoy this so we can have more sex
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Quote (Nerfed @ Tue, Jul 7 2009, 05:02am)
But wouldnt that hurt?
I want to have sex with her vagina
(after i lick it, which i think the kid is lying about)
I mean do i just flop down ontop of her or what??!!


Just put your penis next to her vagina, and it sucks it in like a vacuum cleaner :)
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