lol


Stranger: hi
You: ANAL?
Stranger: who
You: me + you= us?
You: i know my calculus!
Stranger: i give, i dont take
You: thats okay
You: as long as i get a reach around
You: deal?
Stranger: hmmmmm gimmie a sec...
You: gettin naked?
Stranger: its depends
You: on?
Stranger: oh shit the phone got to go!
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: guy or chick?
You: Tiger.
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Can you teach me how to masturbate?
Stranger: of course im a male
You: same
You: 32/m/florida
You: so
You: what do i do
Stranger: your 32 and you dunno how? ok step by step , wait are you in a relationshipp
You: no
You: well i live with my grandma
You: we go out to dinner
You: sometimes
You: can you teach me
You: is it a video game
You: or whatt
Stranger: find a pictur of some sexy girl ...
You: umm
You: lemme look
Stranger: kk...
Stranger: find one>
You: i found one
Stranger: ?
You: now what
Stranger: kk ...
Stranger: unzip your pants
You: let me
You: call my grandma
You: i can't move
You: disabled
You: one sec
You: ok there unzipped
Stranger: take your underwear off
You: k my grandma
You: is watching me
You: do this
You: shes proud
You: k
You: there off
Stranger: k now tell your grandma to have sex later
You: k
Stranger: what didshe say
You: this is the picture btw if it matters http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t108/theconan/HideousFatHickWoman.jpg
You: she
You: was mad
Stranger: lmfao ask her if she will give you a BJ ...
You: peanut butter and jelly sandwich>?
You: butter / jelly?
Stranger: BLOW JOB WHEN SHE SUCKS YOUR DICK
!!
You: she already did that 2 minutes ago
You: well she was
You: cleaning the hotsauce
You: off of my dick
You: that i spilt from those tacos
You: if that counts
You: well it should because it adds a spice to it
Stranger: OK . well telll her you want her babis
You: my mom and dad
You: as in her babys>
You: my grandmas asleep
You: now
You: ok
You: i picked a new pick
You: pciture
Stranger: go wake her up
You: wait
You: how do i masturbait
You: i picked
You: new pic
You: well alive pic
You: because
You: my grandma is nakeed on my couch
You: it makes me feel funny inside
Stranger: go fuck her BYE
You: in a good way
You: i can't get up
You: im to fat
Stranger: sucks for yo
You: i wish i could just pound her right now
You: so
You: can u teach me
You: now
You: u didnt finish
Stranger: bye your a guy , im really a girl so shut up and figure it put for yorself
You: i want nudes
You: please
You: help me
Stranger: im a girl god dsamit!
You: i want nudes
You: can u help me
You: ahh
You: im nervous now
You: i never
You: spoke to a girl
Stranger: GOOGLE
You: b4
You: google?
You: thats the sound that my belly makes when my grandma jumps onme when im naked
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wait tell after puberty

funny

yea

laughing pretty bad right now.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wow, the guy before you was a prick
Stranger: What did he say?
You: Well, he said "living things and plants" and then I said "Plants ARE living things" and then he disconnected
Stranger: That was me whore
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Sorry, I don't speak dutch, multi.

Stranger: About?
You: us
Stranger: What about us?
Stranger: OMG R U BREAKING UP WITH ME?
You: You've changed
You: It's like I don't even know who you are anymore
Stranger: D=
Stranger: But
Stranger: I thought
Stranger: we had something special?
Stranger: I thought we were . . . together . . . forever
Stranger: i THOUGHT U LOVED ME
Stranger: WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL! Its that other fucking stranger isnt it?
You: Yeah well, people grow. And if they don't grow together, they grow apart
Stranger: I . . . guess i understand . . . so what ur saying is . . . its not me . .. its u
You: It's just the way we've evolved
You: That and yes, I am fucking the other stranger
Stranger: *Sigh* I guess i understand . . . i wish you well on ur journeys in li . . . WHAT?!?!?!?!
Stranger: UR FUCKING THE OTHER STRANGER?!!?!?!?!
Stranger: HOW LONG?!?!?!
You: that's not important
Stranger: the whole time?
Stranger: Just tell me, did we ever really have anything together?
You: it's time to look ahead... and not behind us
Stranger: I cant put myself through this anymore
Stranger: I hope you have a good life and the "Other Stranger" will see you for what you are before its too late!
You: i'm pregnant
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Lmfao.