Stranger: Hello!!
You: what up
Stranger: Nm
Stranger: U
You: nuttin, friend sent me this site
You: fucking weird lol
Stranger: Lol ehat is it?
You: this site
Stranger: What*
Stranger: Wht is it
You: just like BAM talk to stranger
Stranger: Ohh this lol its fun
Stranger: Omegle
Stranger: Im on my ipod touch its an app
You: lol
Stranger: Ya...
Stranger: Whats ur name?
You: Mike
You: you?
Stranger: Valentine... Yes really...
You: wow
Stranger: Ya...
You: that a guys or girls name?
Stranger: Guy...im a guy
You: i knew a guy with the last name valentine
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Well its my first
You: wtf were your parents thinking lol
Stranger: Anywhays its nice to meet u mike
You: you also
Stranger: Im russian... Its a common mae there... Asshole
You: ok

What great tech support. Wish Blizz was this good...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: Is this technical support?
Stranger: Yes
You: Ugh, finally.
Stranger: What u need help with
You: I bought your software a few days ago.
You: Antivirus System PRO
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Yes
You: and it was supposed to delete all these viruses off of my hard drive
You: But it's not working.
Stranger: Ooo I see
You: It's really slowing down my computer I think.
You: And I paid a lot for your software.
You: So I think you should help me fix my computer.
Stranger: What version do u have
You: The beta, it says.
Stranger: Oo beta good product
You: Not really.
You: There are still trojans and other things on my C drive.
You: And your product said it would eliminate them.
Stranger: What kind of web sights have u been on
You: All different kinds.
You: Mostly d2jsp
Stranger: Any porn?
You: A little bit.
You: Just some trannies and anal stuff
You: Nothing that bad.
Stranger: Porn is a big virus
You: What?!
Stranger: I see u watch the good porn
You: Either way, your software was supposed to fix it.
You: Yes, I do, thank you.
You: And I paid $49.95 for it.
You: So, shouldn't it work?
Stranger: Well this Is what I want u to do
Stranger: Wright this down
You: Ok, I'm watching.
Stranger: Just follow these steps
You: Ok.
Stranger: I want u to make a hole in the back of ur computer
You: With what?
Stranger: With what ever will work
You: Ok.
Stranger: A knife might
Stranger: Then I need u to insert ur penis in the computer
You: Ok.
You: Is that all?
Stranger: No
Stranger: U have to wear a condom or u will get more virus
You: Hm, makes sense.
You: I should've thought of protection in the first place...
Stranger: Yes
You: Kinda weird that not wearing a Trojan gave me a trojan, huh?
Stranger: That is wierd
Stranger: Well I'm going
Stranger: That's all the help u need
You: Thank you so much, sir.
Stranger: Ur welcome
Stranger: Be safe and wear a condom
You: Goodnight.
Stranger: Night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ahahah!

im liking this


Stranger: HEY
You: You ever have your asshole eaten by a fat man in an overcoat?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
You: do you want to?
Stranger: sure.
You: I have a 11 inch penis
You: around
You: think about it
You have disconnected.

You: what are u wearing?
Stranger: depends, what are the contents of your pants?
You: A
You: BIG
You: FAT
Stranger: nope
You: PENIS
Stranger: don't want it
You: why not?
Stranger: cuz i'm a guy
You: so
Stranger: and NOT gay or bi
Stranger: and i just rhymed
You: its not gay until the balls touch
Stranger: well i don't want anything to touch
You: i only asked what u r wearing
You: i didnt ask for u to touch anything anyway
Stranger: well that's a question that leads into shit
You: no, ever think im into fasion?
You: fashion*
Stranger: not really haha
Stranger: pink floyd shirt and jeans
You: ohhhh veryyyyy sexyyyy
Stranger: ohh shit dude
Stranger: i guess that's sexy
Stranger: but i'm not into it
Stranger: unless it's a fucking sexy chick
You: ever tuck your sack back and walk around in your mom bra?
Stranger: HarryPotter: Snape Kills Dumbledore In The Half Blood Prince (Page 596) But Snape Turns Out To Be A Good Guy And Dumbledore Planned it All!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO @ trying to ruin Harry Potter for you!

yea, i guess cause he thinks i was gay i read the books, IDK

lol. Epic burn attempt by him.

/e Wait, I read the books and I'm not gay..

This post was edited by IK_CaptainJeffy on Jul 10 2009 12:10am

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You win, imo.