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Stranger: moooi
You: french?
You: or trying to say moo?
Stranger: finland
You: ahh
Stranger: mooi/hello
You: turka?
You: sad day there
You: for saku koivu
Stranger: what happened to him?
You: he left the canadiens
You: and signed with the ducks
You: but
You: now he gets to play with teemu selanne
Stranger: and how do you know all of that
You: nhl.com
You: ofc
You: i
hockey
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: where u from?
You: land of the free, home of the brave, etc
You: over here tho, we mostly play pockey hockey
You: pocket*
Stranger: kanada'
You: ha
You: no
You: u ever seen a brave canadien?
Stranger: never seen any canadiens
You: threaten their maple syrup factory and they're quivering in a corner protecting their bank of hockey pucks
You: so u a dude or a chick?
Stranger: chicket:)
Stranger: n
You: vn
You: would u like to textually molest me?
Stranger: öm, i dont know what that means .d
You: well it's a bit like sexual molestation
You: but using text
Stranger: molestation?
You: u kno, touching and stuff...
You: u give me a slap n tickle, i pull on ur clit with my canines, fun for everyone
Stranger: yea sure
You: so how old are u?
Stranger: 17
You: perfect
Stranger: u?
You: just old enough not to be legal
You: my fav
You: im 24
You: ....inches
You: hah!
You: good one.. inorite
Stranger: i use centimetres
Stranger: in here
Stranger: heh
You: well how many centimeters can u fit in ur mouth?
You: like can u deepthroat a zucchini?
Stranger: beer bottle
You: a whole beer bottle?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: why not
You: damn that's impressive
You: well
You: i guess it depends on what type of beer
Stranger: yea, they keeps telling me that
Stranger: karjala takas vaikka pullo kerrallaan
Stranger: ofc
You: god bless u
You: wait... didn't trey parker and matt stone blow ur country up?
You: and some chink was like "oh no not a fwinrand!"
You: so ur really not from finland...
You: i knew it
You: there goes my boner...
You: only one way to get it back... think u can help me?
Stranger: how could i?
You: it's elaborate
You: but it just might work
You: u just gotta stick a carrot up my ass while tweaking my nips and humming the theme from sesame street
You: if u can do that, ill have the ability to splooge a 14 oz. load right in between ur eyes
Stranger: that sounds cool
Stranger: been there done it
You: ya who hasn't
You: took u a long time to respond...
You: looking up splooge in ur finnish-english dictionary?
You: hello??
You: u stinky fukkin whore
You: don't ignore me
You: or ill rage worse on u than Overghost
You: and u kno how bad that can be
Stranger: what
You: don't act like u don't know
Stranger: ISMO ZUMBAA
You: oh ya well...
You: reptar voodoo!
You: and im spent...
You: t4t
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