i got no beef with the actual sport, its kind of weird

but the ppl that do it, are like this OP or that other weird black guy from toronto

trying to force it on us, and then calling us out when we dont accept it lol....

sure none of us are going to stand between skyscrapers with a bean bag between our knees ( or w/e the fuck you implied )
but on the same token, every one of us has probably done something you haven't or can't do. and with that being said, you're just naming the most difficult thing a parkourer can do.

let me know when you break the NFL career TD record bruh!!!!!@!

@ bong and his life point
the training, development etc that one benefits from doing parkour activities is was translates into the real world, much like any sport.
basketball and other competitive sports can teach you great sportsmanship, while im not familiar with parkour, im sure it can teach you great independence among other things including the physical benefits.