i lol'd

You: sup
Stranger: HI i like hardcore music
You: you a girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im a guy
You: I HAVE A PECKER, I DONT WANT TO SWORD FIGHT
Stranger: i dont care
You: GO AWAY
You: FAG
You: i suck dick for fg lmk
Stranger: eat an duck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: SUPS BRUH?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


people dont like me
thats like the 3rd person lawl

case and point

Stranger: hi
You: SUPS BRUH?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by taysd2jsp on Jul 10 2009 10:40pm

Stranger: sex
You: Hello!
You: sex lets have it
You: show tits
You: OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Stranger: okayy.. i will
Stranger: one sec let me take a picture
You: okay


OH SHIT IM GETTING LUCKY

You: show tits or gtfo
You: TIUTS
You: TITS
You: OR
You: GTFO
Stranger: shut up motherfucker
You: FUCK YOU BITCH
You: I CUT YO EAR OFF
You: AND THEN ASK YOU
You: "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW"

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hola, cómo estás hoy?
Stranger: Muy bien y tu?
You: bien.
You: ¿Cuántos años tienes?
Stranger: 18. Tu?
You: 37. ¿Está usted interesado en tener relaciones conmigo?
Stranger: Con tu panocha!!!!!!!! Arrribaa!
You: ¿Qué?
Stranger: Tu eres un muchacha?
You: si
You: Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.
Stranger: Ah ha ha hayyy!! Vas a misa?
Stranger: Mi salchicha!!!!
You: No, yo soy una mala chica.
Stranger: Si quieres me pito grandote?
You: ¿Sabes dónde conseguir una?
Stranger: En mis pantalones pinche
You: Lo dudo.
You: ¿Alguna vez ha atraído a una vaca?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: are u naked?
Stranger: no
You: CAUSE I AM
Stranger: well that was a shocker for a starter
You: hey might as well start with a bang
You: so bend over
Stranger: I normally start with a hi
Stranger: "hi"
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you naked?!
You: yea
Stranger: cuz I'm not!
You: i like being naked
You: but i gotta be careful not to get pulled over, typing on my phone and naked, would b bad
Stranger: hahahahahah
Stranger: yeah....that's like 3 tickets
Stranger: did you know it's illigal to drive with no shoes?
You: what im drunk so i dont care
You: is it really?
You: i got shoes on though
Stranger: that's good
Stranger: don't want too many tickets
You: exactly
You: where u from?
Stranger: where are youu from? I don't want this getting too personal, I'm from the east
You: im from JERSEY
You: its okay, i hacked your ip, ill find you anyway
You: getting nervous?
Stranger: not really
You: maybe some naked guy will pull up in his car to your house?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: that's weird
Stranger: bye
You: wait
You: i said maybe
You: so what are you wearing since your not naked?
Stranger: clotrhing
You: thats not detailed really
You: u a guy or girl?
Stranger: guess
You: a girl, cause a guy prolly would have left by now
Stranger: only reason I haven't closed this is my mouse broke
You: lol
You: so your stuck FOREVER with me?
Stranger: I could cntrl alt delete
You: u didnt give me an answer though
You: i guessed u didnt answer
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it's not boring to talk to drunk people
Stranger: so...I'll sticl with it
Stranger: because I just realized
Stranger: my mouse was only unplugged
You: lol
You: so your a chick?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: guy
You: ehh its all good
You: i dont care who i talk to
Stranger: yeah....yankees aren't that boring
Stranger: are pretty boring right now
You: i just dont wanna be alone, cause i might hurt myself
Stranger: being drunk and all
Stranger: it's true
You: no, i think about cutting my wrists, my gf died last week
You: please dont ever leave me
You: can I call you Jim? you seem like a Jim
Stranger: yeah, don't joke about that shit....one of my best friends actually has attempted suicide and thankfully that didn't work....so that hits hard
Stranger: sure
You: ok Jim, Im not fucking around, there aint shit left, my family is dead, my gf died, whats left
Stranger: ok....then u shouldn't cut yourself
Stranger: and you should seek medical attentnion
You: ight call 911 for me
You have disconnected.

lol i like doing this more i think

Stranger: hi
You: HI HE SAYS
Stranger: ?
You: ? HE SAYS
Stranger: she says
You: SHE SAYS HE SAYS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hey
You: HEY HE SAYS
Stranger: DOES HE SRSLY
Stranger: whos he?
You: DOES HE SRSLY HE SAYS
You: WHOS HE? HE SAYS
Stranger: i think i'm he
Stranger: he's a weird name
Stranger: i don't like it
You: I THINK IM HE HE SAYS
Stranger: give me a better nickname
You: HES A WEIRD NAME HE SAYS
You: I DOINT LIKE IT HE SAYS
You: GIVE ME A BETTER NICKAME HE SAYS
Stranger: give me a break
Stranger: hahahaha
You: GIVE ME A BREAK HE SAYS
You: HAHAHAHAHA HE SAYS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.







Stranger: hi
You: HI HE SAYS
Stranger: where r u from?
You: WHERE R U FROM? HE SAYS
Stranger: korea
You: KOREA HE SAYS
Stranger: WHERE R U FROM
You: WHERE R U FROM HE SAYS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Stranger: hey
You: HEY HE SAYS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by taysd2jsp on Jul 10 2009 11:11pm

last one for the night

Stranger: Hi there!
You: HI THERE! HE SAYS
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: I'M SO SORRY.
You: YES. HE SAYS
You: IM SO SORRY. HE SAYS
Stranger: Hmm...
You: HMM.... HE SAYS
Stranger: SYAS EH
You: SYAS EH HE SAYS
Stranger: OH MY GOD, MY WORLD IS IMPLODINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.