You see im an orphan, at my house that i live in with all the other orphans we just got a new computer after the nuns got drunk and broke the other one, almost a year ago. I can see that you are a very wealthy man on jsp. I love to play holdem but i dont have any forum gold to play with, so you see my downfall. And im pretty good so i think if you were to donate my orpahnage a few forum gold to get started in the poker world here on jsp, me and my fellow orphans would be very grateful, and we would spam the forums of jsp boasting about how good of a man you are. And we are willing to pay you back 150% of whatever you are willing to donate if in fact you decide to at all. Thank You For Your Time.
Forever Your Friend,
GreatOdensRaven.