This guy is fucking retarded! DO NOT TL;DR ITS HILARIOUS!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: well?
You: are you going to make me hard?
You: or soft
Stranger: Well I ask you Who makes "soft" "hard"?
You: uh
You: my peepee
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: what are you?(not who are you)
You: uh
You: i am an alien
Stranger: ok I don't ask you if you are an alien or not.
Stranger: I ask you"What are 'you'"
You: WHAT DOES THAT FUCKING MEAN
Stranger: What is that I saying I am an alien^^
Stranger: That I
You: that is what i fucking am idiot
Stranger: That I
Stranger: you don't understand(still)
Stranger: haha stupid^^
You: haha
You: somethings wrong with your brain
Stranger: you think you know a lot but
You: do you have a seisure?
Stranger: even you don't understand Who you are.
You: seriously?!
You: I know who I am
You: Are you that retarded?
You: You make no sense..
You: You said what am I
You: I said I am an alien?
Stranger: No My point was that " What is that I saying 'i said i am an alien?"
Stranger: What makes you say that sentence?
You: BECAUSE ITS FCUKING TRUE
Stranger: you don't know.
You: I AM AN ALIEN
Stranger: What makes "I" "am" "an" "alien"?
You: ..
You: what? what do you mean
Stranger: you made 4 mistakes^^
Stranger: Well We call a dog a dog
Stranger: right?
You: Yes
Stranger: Then ask a dog "ARe you a dog?"
You: he says yes
Stranger: Then he or she would say "wow"
You: i'm an alien
You: what do oyu wnat to knwo?
Stranger: a dog, I, am , alien, all these are concepts you made.
You: what the fuck
You: i never said i am a dog
You: you FUCKING RETARD
Stranger: My question was that what makes those concepts?
You: YOU SAID THAT
You: NO
You: YOU MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE
Stranger: you are retard.
You: I"M GOING TO FUCKING MAKE YOU RAPE YOUR SELF
Stranger: you did not understand who you are.
You: you fucking asked WHAT i am
You: not who i am
You: god you idiot
Stranger: What and who doesn't matter. Cuz
Stranger: Who are you implies you are a person
Stranger: But that could be otherwise
You: no it doesn't?
You: what the fuck?
Stranger: ^^
You: are you from fucking india?
You: cuz i speak to tech people and you fucking sound like them
Stranger: No Japan but from your open mouse all the ignorances appear^^
You: mouse?
You: NOW THERE IS A FUCKING MOUSE?!
Stranger: yes^^
Stranger: Or your writing^^
You: what does a fucking mouse ahve to do with anything
You: ITS A FUCKING MOUTH
You: YOU JAPANESE PERSON
Stranger: Well mouse makes a noise and your "fucking" hands type quickly.
Stranger: That makes you don't understand yourself.
You: MY HANDS DONT FUCKING TYPE QUICKLY
You: YOU ARE JUST FUCKING SLOW YUO IDIOT
Stranger: Whatever you are saying you just say to yourself, cuz I don't accept your words, it just reflects^^
You: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: haha^^
You: dude
You: i hope you are fucking kidding
Stranger: Hey why did you change your attitude^^ haha
You: YOu are the stupidest person
Stranger: Yes I am, but you are even worse cuz you don't know yourself. but i know I don't know myself, at least^^
You: so back to subject, can i rape you?
Stranger: Well What rapes What?
You: RAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEE RAPE UUUUUUUUUU
You: wtf
You: is wrong with you
You: are you that stupid?
You: DONT SPEAK ENGLISH IF YOU DONT KNOW IT
Stranger: You made mistakes again.
Stranger: you still don't get the point^^
You: Oh my fucking god
Stranger: What makes what?
You: seriously?!
You: A FUCKING HUMAN MAKES A HUMAN
You: GOD
You: LOL
You: YOU MAKE ME RAGE SO HARD
You: AND LAUGH SO MUCH
You: YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Stranger: Well but you don't know yourself.
Stranger: If you know tell me
You: how do i not know my self..
Stranger: Well your body does not mean yourself. When you die where do you go?
You: what the fuck is wrong with you?
You: i knwo myself if i know where i go when i die?
Stranger: nothing wrong
Stranger: But you still are blind
Stranger: even though your real eyes are not blind.
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: DISC TIHS YOU MOTHER FUCKING NIGGER
Stranger: Yes, If you know yourself, then you can do anything.
Stranger: plz understand yourself^^
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This post was edited by DiabloKiller12 on Jul 10 2009 02:03pm