Dan has a problem and he needs help. He's a regular poster here in the anime forum so im sure you've seen his posts before.

He's been going to anime larp conventions and it's fucking up his life. He lost his girlfriend, his apartment, and his job because of it. He's drinking heavier than ever and doing a ton of coke. He always stinks like vodka and cigarettes, and he's always complaining about the light. I can't get him out of the basement unless he puts on his cloak and he thinks we're going to the liquor store or im gonna take him to a larp battle. For the past 2 weeks i've been driving him to his larp battles and he hasn't even given me some gas money. He's always telling me has none but i always see him drunk and on drugs.

I watched this fuckin guy all drunk and coked out fighting with 11 yearolds out in a field wearing a bunch of colorful hair and armor and shit. They had guns and swords and my friend was loving it.

He met this one girl there, fat as a WHALE and he's been bringing her around my place. I need to febreze the place after she leaves because she sweats so damn much and she always leaves her mcdonalds wrappers on the table.

DAN this is your last warning bro, you start cleaning up your act or i'm going to kick the shit out of you.

tl;dr "i am a rand and bad at diablo 2"

youtube his fights. with the ad revenue, hire a big guy to lose, and that'll gain you more views. keep repeating the process until he's given an offer to fight in the MMA. he'll get his ass beat in the first round, but that'll generate even more ad revenue. one tip though, change his name. dan doesn't sound very intimidating. call him kimbo slice.

I can't wait to see a fight between a d2jsp random and a d2jsp anime subfourm lurker.

pipe down virgin.

he called me a virgin through the computer

/edit: This is why you are a joke kid, even to the neckbeards in this subforum you are pathetic.

This post was edited by Vocaloid on Sep 1 2013 07:59pm

rofl