#143
Height: 6' 11" (2.1m)
Species:Sleeping pokemon
Weight: 1014.1 lbs. (460kg)
Color: greenish/blue
Description: Altho he may seem like a fat peice of shit snorlax can indeed conflict incredible amount of damage, One problem the lazy fat fuck sleeps 19 hours a day the only way to wake him up it to use a pokeflute or shove some more lard down his throught.
Despite that snorlax is indeed one of the most pwnage sun of a bitch who will plow through a hippo to get a penut
#057-primeape
Height: 3' 3" (1m)
Weight: 70.5 lbs. (32kg)
Color: Brown
Description: This fucked up looking monkey has a temper like a girl pmsing without chocolate. It hates when you throw rocks at it, It stomps on the ground like a fuckin baby tantrum then finally charges at you like a korean train.
*WARNING* dipshits in the past tried to climb up a tree to escape this pmsing monkey, Fuckin retards monkeys climb trees.This pokemon is capable of laying 6 egg babies a year wich hatches into pokemon #056 mankey, Wich also climbs trees dumbfucks.