Quote (daikafoe @ Aug 22 2010 05:56am)
Here begins the story of daikafoe
A story you would have to know
I was doing push ups on the floor
When someone knocked on my door
Hey whatya know it's my friend Sean
He just finished mowing his lawn
I let him in cause that's what friends do
He told me he needed to take a poo
I said sure why not? It's down the hall
Then comes down my bro who's fucking tall
I tells him I need to run to the store to buy some stuff
Sean came out saying man that was rough
So I left the house leaving my Sean and my bro
Dam outside was like 2 feet of snow
So Sean went on guild wars and made a bad plan
He was gonna go scam my entire clan
I come back home oh man my neck was stiff
He patted my shoulder and said I left u a gift
I went on my account wtf so much fg
He said don't worry it was a gift from me
I said sweet this is great
Until I woke up the next day seeing my horrible fate
Yea I'm scammed tagged what the fuck?
I had a spasm like Donald duck
I called Sean and asked what did you do?
He said nothing why ? What happened to you?
I tried to battle my way through
But everyone flamed me and said fuck you
Now you see what happened to me?
Don't ever leave ur friend home and ur computer running free
this sean guy, he seems like a fag
i would have shoved his face into a bag
but it would not be an empty one
it would have been filled to the top
with my chewed bubblegum pops
after he realized i had sealed his fate
he would beg to me, is it not too late.
what can i do, my friend sean would ask
i would tell him there is but one task
this task will be hard
are you sure you're prepared
he tells me with glee
he will never be scared
i prepare to explain the labyrinth he will enter
but i cannot say the words
not as his mentor
i will send him to sea
to find my ship
but unfortunately
he will not find it
This post was edited by bong123 on Aug 22 2010 05:05am