Jirens Real backstory
jiren built the hospital he was born in and when jiren was born he chose his parents name, jiren was born with special eyes, when he stares at the sun the sun blinks, he can even sneeze with his eyes open, jiren never walked to school, instead the school walked to jiren, once he was late and the teacher was given detention and to this day the teacher raises her hand to speak to jiren. At the age of six jiren bought 2 cats, who later came to be known as champa and beerus, at the age of 8 jiren spat on a monkey, the monkeys defendants are now known as saiyans, legends believe that majin buu is a piece of gum that jiren spat, jiren smoked his first cigarette when he was 10, the cigarette now has lung cancer when he was 11 he visited “the Virgin Islands” with are now known as “the islands”,when jiren cheats on his gf, his gf has to apologise. At the age of 13 he kicked the earth and to this very day it still spins. When he was 15 he had a race with superman, the looser had to to start wearing his underwear over his trousers on jiren doesn’t have an escape key on his keyboard…cause nothing can escape jiren and he never hit puberty cause nothing can hit jiren…this is jirens wish and In order for it to happen jiren must attain the super dragon balls

fear of spider is arachnophobia
fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia
fear of jiren is called logic

more jiren facts
1)jiren can stab people with a basketball
2)jiren doesn’t have nightmares, nightmares have jiren
3)onions don’t make jiren cry, jiren makes onions cry