The English
Its what happens when you put a bunch of hicks on an island and let them mate with the natives for thousands of years.

technically British/English people are actually Germans.

the 'English' people you speak of would be otherwise known as Irish, who were pushed out of Great Britain

Still hicks doin the dirty with the natives

i might be moving to denver sometime soon here
but i doubt id want to hang with you because of your overwhelming lewdness

I'm very vanilla irl
A couple friends, keep to myself other than night classes
Work...

Then Dank Souls at night followed by science in my cave

ok we can chill then
cant wait for the day i meet w/ trapplecrack at a bar and im just like so this is what the anti-legend looks like IRL

Last time I went to a bar I got super wasted off gin and citrus juices
Long time ago
Never again

Only Shirley Temples for you now eh? Fgt.

Clear alcohols burn better and waste you better
Bourbon and whiskey are hard to stomache

don't bring Shirley Temples into this...