2 days since last post
such tragedy
i feel this is more saddening the affront
something something
unst unst
y'all keeds need like, urban/modern day nursery rhymes
shit like
lil bo peep watched her sheep
from a jeep
oboy mad rhymes son
lil miss piggy went down to the market
eating her curds n whey
along came a nigga and
stole her jeep
n led miss bo peep astray
speaking of
this morning i fucking went outside
in a rare and unwise turn of events
down to the marketplace
gotta be baked to browse the baked goods
proper appreciation procedures
and glorious cupcakes acquired
only to return home and find i'd been jewed and it was soap
who the fuck
makes soap cupcakes
faggy harbour thats who
so then i decided id try it out
get a lil lala exercise
depotato
by which i mean i spun around in circles until a friend dragged me back inside and tied me to the couch
like i cant lift a couch leg pls
NOT THAT WEAK
and escaped with mad skill
to the bathroom
and decided to cupcake the use
and shit nigga
it fuckign sank like a rock
no cake
no cup
no soap
just a brick of broken dreams
butchu kno wat else is broken
SOCIETY
THE RED KNAVES approach and within the walls you'll enter the scenery
dude like
owls
are basically stubby hawks
i cant figure out which bird would be better to eat
chicken is chicken sure
n pheasant is gr8
but the rest of them eat weird shit
i mean they all eat weird shit
but would you rather have meat grown from tenderized worms
or like pikachus and little diseased fuckers
hawks gotta hawk so they probably got lotsa mercury n shit from all the fish
but if its ok to eat fish
then surely ok to eat hawk
owls are stubby hawks
did i
yeah i did owell
but in meat:fluff:wut ratio its kinda
chu kno?
i mean emptying out a rabbit by like
squooshing its guts out its ass
is super legit
but you do that shit with birds
and you get a crumbpled mess
all the might of the dinosaurs and no bone structure
tho u kno how like
industrial diamonds n shit
its carbon super pressurized and then
wickety bam ding dongs
u got yer diamonds n watevs
dude if we collected like
all the pidgeons and owls and hawks and other slanty seabirds
nvm eating them
chuck em in a bin
n then pressurize the shit out of it
thats gonna lead to dino oil
probably!
like a man made tar pit
and then you could strain it out and burn it
wrap it up in torches
draw a bunny on your tits
set it on fire
and embrace the lord of cinders
even tho he' s shitty enough to get chelsea turnpiked by accident
maybe we need tof ind a new deity worth the committment
cascade your butts into my butthole
for it is empty and requiring of butts
but one butt is but another butt of brutish buttalion
bulls bite butts but butter bloats butts
4 dicks 5 cornish pasties 6 leaden doves and a potato in a potato tree
wiildstar f2p
tits n soul
2015 the year of our lord
is probably less the year and more the lord but without the lord because it's the year
of the eternal sphere
i leave you
a better state than i approached
a better sun and a slightly droopy mexican
not the kind u can buy at walmart
u gotta get the slightly greasy sort
pastry knife
scrape it across the face
harvest the oil
cook sausages
pizza burritos
