http://agar.io/

Say good bye to hours of your time

Do people develop weird fetishes as a result of watching too much regular porn?

Someone posted a gif of some deformed/down syndrome dwarf jerking his dick off infront of a girl. Just why

How ugly was the girl on a scale of 1-10

given that pornhub has a "currently being watched" module at the top of the front page
sure is likely

now what'd be interesting is if they had some sort of embedded spyware that hooked into ppl's webcams so they could analyze rough amounts of spunk slung per user/video.
instead of likes/dislikes, litres of jizz blown per video.

Reminds me of the formula how many kilometers of cock an average woman gets thrust in her in a lifetime

lessee it

srsly, i just blew 2h w/o blinking

Can't seem to find it again, but was in Flemish anyway.

From what I remember, went something like this:

Average amount of thrusts before ejaculation: 50
Average penis size: 15cm

So an average of 750cm or 7m50cm per fuck.

Let's say you're sexually active from 15-70 for argument's sake. So that's 55years.
If you play with Kinsey's stats a bit, that comes down to 89 fucks per year on average.
So, on average you fuck 4895 times in your life.

4895 fucks x 750cm = 3671250cm = 36.7km or about 22 miles of cawk.





edit: could've made a mistake somewhere. I wasn't that good at math and I just did my fifth nightshift in a row. <-- excuses.

This post was edited by hATemOnkEy on May 18 2015 05:25am

Says the guy on an anime forum yikes

LOL game is so fun
i just wish there was a skin for loli or something

22 miles of cock
that's a lot of cum

This post was edited by Chuu on May 18 2015 10:38am