icalls em like i sees em

if we're talking fanfics, it'd be like 8 dudes with peyronie's
multiple right angles ofc
trying to unlock their cocks from a fleshy rubics hell
without letting balls touch, without too much friction, without too much enjoyment
but eventually someone'd crack
#1 would try to yank his out too fast
brute force broken dick
itd split open, he'd escape, but cracked boner juice all over the other 7
all slippin up against each other in a fleshy maelstrom
mad gay
#2 would start to enjoy it, then really enjoy it
NNNNGGH
30s wonder
slip free
#3, overcome with a mixture of disgust, fear, and "oh fuck this" just takes a hatchet to his dick and walks off into the sunset
#456, idk shit happens
ritual suicide lets say
#7 discovers his wang, a wee lil willy, was never cocklocked and he's just been slip n sliding for the fuck of it
his knees are a little sore
#8's just standing there
covered in guts n gore jerking off with the severed dicks turned inside out
blinded by mad passion & hot glue he prophecizes the end of man, one jerk at a time
his eyes illuminated by sheer wisdom, growing with every thrust
galaxies spring forth, born from carnal rage
monkies chatter in the distance
he turns towards the screen
blows his load
waves of blood & splooge slide down the camera to spell out the credits
first 10/10 film to ever grace imdb
leo still doesnt get the oscar

A+

10/10

Would read again several more times.

Sounds like a typical saturday evening.

needs more tissues for a saturday evening

you think they give tissues with a fleshy rubics hellcube

wat

lol