Give me your best pick up lines
And they should not be confused as mating calls because that shit goes to HR

This post was edited by Applecrack on Feb 24 2014 12:11am

'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'

>Write phone number on paper
>Pass by said person
>Tell him/her you dropped something
>Hand him/her the paper
>????
>Profit/Loss

pick up lines are a joke

i want a guard bear like this

Im half tempted to buy go go nippon just cause
but I know I can get it free by downloading it somewhat illegally ....

*All ages