psh children and their obsession with virginity
i lost my virginity in the back seat of a car in the movie theater parking lot in seventh grade to a girl who thought i was in high school cheers to being pretty tall and smoking cigarettes at an early age

was drinking 151 when you were still sucking on your mothers tit

i've had some seriously horrid birthdays
its not that this one was absolutely amazing but, i didn't get jumped, arrested, sent away, jacked, kicked out, or broken up with, or any other absolutely horrible series of events that could have happened on my birthday and have happened every birthday since i can remember
misfortune failed to strike me down on this anniversary of my birth (a ball of some of columbia's most fantastic yay prolly helped as well)

lmfao those sound like horrible past birthdays. I just get disappointed when I'm bored.

ye well that would suck too i spose it always pissed me off when my family ignored my birthday
its my fuckin day ya know i always look forward to it but it always failed me
i was really happy though tbh to just chill buddy let me have a little birthday party at his place only like 20 people ya know it was really nice nothing crazy but fun and chill

know the fealing.. for last few years iv just had few mates round and we just have a gd old smoke..

parties allways disapoint, and family just forget about it comleatly

those are always the best birthdays on my 21st my friends all cleaned my apartment and surprised me with a few handles lol, was nice

sounds like a song

lol which part


my 21st i got alcohol poisoning other than that... well puking blood for a day afterwards was pretty bad

like a kid rock song, the first part

well me being compared with kid rock... now that i'm good and depressed i think i'll go draw a self portrait of me killing myself

maybe u be popular like kurt afterwards