Quote (Touhou @ 1 Sep 2013 05:41)
TLDW.
Man...stupid server issues... Gonna miss a lot of RP events tonight.
Random images:
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tl;dr: priapism is cured by stabbing yo dick with a needle multiple times, and if that doesn't work, a scalpel through the urethra.