Quote (Belldandy @ Feb 3 2010 10:04pm)

So im just posting this cause im about to spark a nice dub and I want to remember the funny shit as work word for word so I can tell george when he gets home, Funny walmart shit right here.
customer: Excuse me where can I find the lightbulbs?
Me: In hardware sir.
customer: Do you expect me to find something called "hardware" by myself?
me: ya, It's right there take a few steps that way.
customer: There's so many different places that way please show me.
me: ok come with me sir.
*Jesus fucking christ this guy needs to fuck off*
So went to hardware....no light bulbs.
me:sorry sir we seem to be out.
customer: well why the fuck did u tell me lightbulbs where in hardware down here when you couldve said you where out.
me:cause its way the fuck over there, I don't know shit now leave me the fuck alone.
customer: I want to speak to a manager please.
me:no you dont.
customer: I think I most certainly do you have been the least of help.
me: you arnt shy from being an asshole either.
customer: Im getting a manager right now.
So eventually and I mean eventually a manager comes cause walmart managers are slow as fuck.
tyler: can I help you sir?
customer: i'm looking for some lightbulbs this lady said they where a couple steps to hardware well here I am and I see no lightbulbs now why the fuck would I come for lightbulbs and there isnt any and this lady tells me you must be out AFTER I go all the way to hardware with her to go it, This is OUTRAGEOUS that your people dont know if they have something or not.
tyler:sir your a bit harrassing you mind toning it down a bit?
customer: NO GOD DAMNIT I CAME HERE FOR LIGHTBULBS AND I WANT SOME LIGHTBULBS.
tyler: sir your a bit of a asshole can you please leave your harrassing my associates, We are out of lightbulbs at this moment and im sorry not please leave.
Customer: I'm going to head office!
me:Fuck you.
tyler: Asshole.
Random guy walking by shopping: MESSAGE

epic day at work.

Quote (hATemOnkEy @ Feb 3 2010 01:27pm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nluPs-nGngk


Dunno if I can handle the lingo...

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Quote (Xenon[KoA] @ 4 Feb 2010 12:14)

broskis, lets go play this shit

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Quote (Xenon[KoA] @ Feb 4 2010 11:14am)

broskis, lets go play this shit

http://news.mmosite.com/content/2010-02-03/aispace_japanese_adult_online_game,1.shtml

Quote (HEIDTB @ Feb 4 2010 02:11pm)

lol wtf you find these

Quote (disgust @ Feb 4 2010 12:08am)

iso your old motoko sig.

Quote (Naota @ Feb 4 2010 04:56pm)

bell if i come to your walmart you had damn well better be nakid.

Quote (hATemOnkEy @ Feb 3 2010 02:27pm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nluPs-nGngk


Dunno if I can handle the lingo...