Quote (Belldandy @ Wed, Sep 16 2009, 11:35pm)
only pussies drink champagne...it's even hard to spell like fuck.
Why I Love Fall
Yesterday anal and I went for a fucked fall walk. It was getting colder, so we had to put on our woolly dildos and sweaters.
Halfway down the block, we saw the douche family out in their yard. The douche children were raking big piles of cake's and leaping into them. Mrs. douche was planting fucked up bulbs so she would have beautiful fucked up flowers in the spring.
“Fall is in the air,” anal said. “Soon the days will be getting more fucking freezing.”
We walked down cunt Street admiring the red and green leaves. Overhead, penis' were flying south for the winter. Two cougars scampered by, hiding acorns in a tree for the winter.
“That makes me hungry,” said anal. “Maybe we should go pick some nice round red bitchass' and bake them in a pie.”
“:O!” I said. “That sounds dope.”
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The headache is epic.