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Imagine a world where scientists have discovered semen is good for you. These scientists take this new discovery to the government and come to the conclusion that semen should now be used as an ingredient when manufacturing drinks. How does this affect us? Well, imagine what would happen to the names of some of our favorite beverages. Orange juice would be renamed sporange juice. Dr. Pepper would now be called Dr. Sperm. Then there's the question of where the government would get all of the semen required to make these drinks. The answer? The Jews.
apparently this is a real series called Brandish