In the internet, lays a gaming forum, where a group of members concedes in a dying sub-forum of anime. In an effort to bring back activity, one member who goes by the username of Eep decides to try and create a closer bond with the regulars of the anime sub-forum. With AnimeCon coming up in St. Louis on the month of April, Eep decides to make a thread to find out if anyone from the sub-forum was going.
Touhou [01/20/12 11:59:04 AM] I’m going to stop by St.Louis around that time for my D2Jsp road trip. I’ll definitely stop by the anime convention.
Exx [01/20/12 12:15:13 PM] I don’t even go to the conventions in Vancouver. I think anime conventions are a waste of time.
hurt_knee [01/20/12 12:17:42 PM] LOL NO ONE WANTS TO GO SEE YOUR LAME GUNDAM BOOTH
Whalefood [01/20/12 12:23:47 PM] I’m going there to see a Nelly concert JAJAJA.
Eventually the topic died down and was pushed out of the first page. The bottom half of the first page is very inactive, so to be pushed out of the first page means war worse. Days went, weeks passed, and the bashing and other loli spam continued in the barely living anime sub-forum.
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On March 7th, Eep’s thread was on the first page, but the last post was not from him.
Exx [03/07/12 03:03:17 PM] I’m going to see some distant relatives at St. Charles in April. I saw that the anime convention takes place within my duration of stay so I bought some tickets.
Touhou [03/07/12 04:15:07 PM] I was planning to go there for my d2jsp road trip. I’ll see you guys there!
Mokuton [03/07/12 04:22:20 PM] I wish I could come, but I live in another country far away
Gensokyo [03/07/12 04:37:55] I would come if I can, but the travel is not worth the few day of stay.
Eep [03/07/12 05:21:09] Wow that’s awesome. You guys should probably book a hotel together. The prices rise up a lot during anime con.
hurt_knee [03/07/12 05:21:09 PM] I’m going too, but it’s not like I’m going to meet you guys or anything. I just happen to be going!
GEZodiac [03/07/12 05:22:37 PM] If you guys organize something together, I think I would come too.
cyche [03/07/12 06:01:46 PM] This is some sort of sausage fest. Someone is either going to get raped or killed.
Whalefood [03/07/12 06:01:46 PM] Hey mane, I wasn’t joking about that Nelly concert. If you wanna go and take a ride with me, we three wheelin in the fo' with the gold d's!
ii88 [03/07/12 06:09:16 PM] Swag!
Eep [03/07/12 06:09:47 PM] Wow seriously? Every time I mention St. Louis, someone always brings up Nelly. Fuck NELLY!
Xenon[KoA] 06:17:09 PM] I think I’ll come if this is really happening. It’s only a 4 hour drive for me.
Aydar [06:17:14 PM] Who the fuck are these people. I don’t recognize anyone. No point of going.
The d2jsp anime convention meet up became official and was organized with the help of Eep. Even though Eeep and Exx had a place to stay nearby, they decided to stay at the hotel with the others.
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April arrives and it is the day of the convention. The rendezvous point is the Doubletree hotel, just blocks from the Convention Center. The members who showed up are Eep, hurt_knee, Vicc, GEodiac, ideophobe, guilygearxt, aydar, cyche, Ichithekiller, Nihlathak, Applecrack, and Homura, Moments later, Touhou and Xenon[KoA] arrives in Touhou’s car. Letting out a big sigh, Eep says “You guys are late.”. Xenon[KoA] gets out of the car with Touhou. “Sorry about that. My car broke down, but luckily I spotted Touhou and he gave me a ride.”. Counting everyone present, Homura quietly asks “Is this everyone? I thought more people were coming.”. Letting out another sigh, but with a bit of disappointment, Eep says “I guess Exx and the others were only talk. Alright guys, let’s start heading to the hotel to check in.”. “WAIT!!” screamed someone from a distance. Exx caught up and following not too far behind were two young men. Exx apologizes “Sorry we’re late. Man, these two are not so great to be around. I saw them at the airport and decided to head to the rendezvous point with them, but what a mistake. They kept saying “SWAG!” to everything, and at the food court, they kept thanking “based god” before eating their meal.”. hurt_hurt knee scoffed “Then those retards are obviously Whalefood and ii88. That’s why I kicked ii88 from the anime guild.”.
“Alright guys, let’s start moving. I don’t want to wait a long line to get into the convention center. Make sure you unpack quickly when we get there!”. As they started walking, Eep walked to the back of the group. “Whalefood?”. ii88 laughed and pointed to the tall and handsome guy next to him. Eep walks towards him and says “Hey Whalefood, congrats on winning the creative writing contest.”. “Thanks, I knew I was going to win.” Whale says with a confident tone.
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When they arrive at the hotel, the rooming had to be arranged. Eep prepared 4 rooms in advance. In the midst of everyone picking their roomies, hurt_knee cried out “No way in hell am I ever going to share a room with Whalefood. It’s bad enough he came on this trip with us.”. Eventually the rooms were decided, and Touhou and hurt_knee had the last room with the beds to themselves. After unpacking, everyone met up at the lobby of the hotel. Everyone exchanged cellphone numbers in case someone got lost. The only two who didn’t exchange numbers were Whalefood and hurt_knee.
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When they arrived at the convention center, they split into small groups and went off separately. After spending nearly the whole day there, the convention center was closing for the day. Everyone met up at the entrance of the convention center, except Xenon[KoA], Touhou, an Applecrack. Moments later, Xenon[KoA] was found and met up with the ground. Eep noticed that Applecrack and Touhou were not with him. “Didn’t you go off with Applecrack and Touhou?” Eep said with a hint of concern. “No, I haven’t seen them since we got here, I thought they were with one of you guys.” Xenon[KoA] responded. Cyche was getting impatient because he was hungry, so he yelled out “Maybe they went back to the hotel after buying some Touhou H. Let’s go eat somewhere already!”. The group decided to move on. Cyche ran up next to Eep and asked if he knew any good restaurants around. Eep knew the perfect place, so he led them to Drunken Fish, which was a Japanese restaurant. Everyone ate and had a great time, reminiscing about the glory days of the former anime subforum. Eventually some of them got drunk. Once one of them passed out, they decided it was time to head back to the hotel.
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When Eep arrived to his room, he saw his cellphone had 13 missed calls. The number that called him was unfamiliar. Eep called back and a man answered “St. Louis Police precinct 13.”. Eep was startled and replied “H-hi yes, I’m returning a call from earlier today.”. After a brief pause, the man responded “Ah, yes, you must be Yuuki’s friend.”. Eep was confused and splurted out “Yuuki?”. Xenon[KoA] overheard the conversation and notified Eep that Touhou’s name was Yuuki. Eep quickly said to the man “Oh, yes, I am his friend. Did something happen?”. The police man explained to Eep that Touhou and Applecrack was spotted on the grounds of a nearby elementary school talking and touching a little girl. Both Touhou and Applecrack had to stay in jail for the night, unless the bail of $5,000 was paid. “Ugh, I don’t have time for this!” Eep grunted. Eep’s head was pounding from the drinks, so he decided to call it a night. Everyone returned to their rooms, not knowing what happened to Touhou and Applecrack.
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When everyone was asleep, hurt_knee was also asleep alone in his room because Touhou wasn’t there. Suddenly the door in his room creaked slowly open and the lights from the hallway penetrated the room. The bright lights in the dark room and the creaking sound woke hurt_knee up. “Touhou...? Is that you?” moaned hurt_knee in a sleepy voice. There was no response, but the door closed moments later. Few minutes later, hurt_knee felt the bed shift weight to one side. This scared hurt_knee and prevented any screaming. Suddenly a hand violently covered hurt_knee’s mouth and he was constrained. “Shhh, just stay quiet.”. hurt_knee tried to say “Whalefood!?”, but the hands covering his mouth converted his worlds into mumbles. Whalefood started caressing hurt_knee and caused hurt_knee to let out an innocent moan. Whalefood took his hands away from hurt_knee’s mouth and gently whispered into his ear “You want it.”. hurt knee did not let out a scream or push Whalefood away. hurt_knee whimpered “No…I can’t…”. Whalefood quietly chuckled to himself and whispered with his lips to hurt_knee’s ear ”Your mouth tells me no, but your body tells me otherwise.”. Whalefood slowly slide his hand down to hurt_knee’s crotch. Whalefood chuckled again and said “See, your pussy is wet and pulsating. You might be hard-boiled on the outside, but you’re quite the innocent-naughty type.”. hurt_knee moaned “W-what..?”. In hurt_knee’s head, hurt_knee wanted to think about the oxymoron that Whalefood just said, but couldn’t because of the waves hurt_knee felt all over the body. Whalefood suddenly turned hurt_knee over on the stomach, ripped off hurt_knee’s underwear, and started to thrust violently. hurt_knee cried begging Whalefood to stop, but it did not stop Whalefood, nor did it wake up the others to prevent this from happening. As Whalefood was reaching his climax he yelled out “It’s COMING!!” and hurt_knee passed out.
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Morning time, hurt_knee wakes up in his room. He looks around and breathes heavily from his sleep. He looks down and his bed is soaking in his own vesicles. He quickly turns on his computer and checks the date. It’s January 18th, 2012. He logs on d2jsp and rushes to the anime subforum looking for the thread Eep posted. It is nowhere to be found because it was never posted. It was just a dream.
I was thinkin about Whale, thinkin about me.
Thinkin about us, what we gonna be?
Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam.
So I travel back, down that road.
Who he come back? No one knows.
I realize, yeah, it was only just a dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeam.