lol I can't even imagine updatting my MAL...

found out a few days ago that vampybitme had breast augmentation. they didn't look that big when i met her too );

now the world is back to where it started... making sense.

I can get breast implants for you if you want.

Ahahaha.

I just realized, the amount of money spent on Touhou tattoos, I could've just gotten a dollfie dream.

*sigh*

Life sucks.

negative

fat tits = bade
fat tits + breast implants = still fat tits
still fat tits = still bade

You dont date a chick with chunky tits anyways.
They sag and fuze with her stomach making a hump.

or they flop out when they jump and youre like damn man its like a giant scrotum attached to your chest

I can't believe you think I am fat! Why don't you ever pay attention to me!? I work out to impress other guys on the internet, especially you!

The only reason why I work out is so I can have a broad back! The day when we are in a bath house together, scrubbing each other's back, I want to hear from your mouth "Wow! You have broad shoulders!".