I wanna smear my poop all over her face.

i want to spray poop all over her face

welp.

I said poop not splooge

i wouldn't go that far. But i do sort of like the sassy hyper type. While cool beauties are attractive and the clumsy busty ones are cute. Someone you can have fun doing things with is a lot better than such things.
She is that teleport girl right?

Sry, my heart goes out to traps like Kizuna.

If that is what you like... Looking like a women and being one is different to me =/