Quote (Whalefood @ Jan 23 2013 12:22am)
So get this. There's this new girl at the gym working as the ginger receptionist who has been working there for maybe 2-3 months now. She's a 8.375/10 in real life, but clearly a 2/10 in 2D. She always has a huge smile whenever I check into the gym, but you would figure she is just doing her job, but when my friend goes, she just checks them in with a straight bored face. Anyways, I go in today and it's really cold outside, so I want to get a good pump in. I'm on the squat rack squatting heavy. She comes up behind me and starts talking to me. She asked me if I was single, but I was disgusted and outraged, and I said "I have a waffle you baka!". She had a really confused face and she just replied "W-what?" I was really infuriated so I started giving her a lecture about how 2D girls are superior and 3DPD are inferior. I straight up just denied her, put back on my headphones, blasted my Japanese anime music on my ipod, and squatted again while ignoring her. She just walked away after staring at me while I squatted. I can't believe I have to deal with this shit. The only reason why I go outside and go to a place full of 3DPD is because I want to work out to look good for my waffle. I know I don't have to look good for my waffle because she would accept me for who I am, but I want to protect her from any other 3DPD infidels trying to make her their own waffle. As I was leaving the gym, I had to walk by her since she was the receptionist. I just put my hands to her face and just walked away. I hope she quits her job.
Awesome! Can't wait to pay $50 for an expansion just to play the campaign mode once and play few custom games. Fook Blizzard for ruining Diablo and Starcraft games.
I'm surprised you didn't get your hole penetrated while you were squatting or is that a different gym