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Quote (Whalefood @ Jan 8 2013 11:45pm)
Heavy legs day at the gym today. I went to take a shower in the locker room because I was exhausted and sweaty. I'm washing myself minding my own business, and all of a sudden I hear some squirt. About 10 seconds later, I catch the smell of wet steamy liquid shit in my mouth. I look down in the corner and I notice brown paste coming to my side of the shower, slowly going down my drain. I yell out WTF? and there's a pause for 10 seconds. Then I laugh and say "Night Shift Nurses?"and the guy who shat liquid laughs with me and says "Yeah". Now I have a new spotte[/I]
Just kidding. But today morning, I went for my first day on the job. I saw this skinny tall Asian guy with glasses and he asked for 4 eggs and some other ish. While I was making it, I said he looked really cute and would look good in women's clothing. He smiled it off. I actually made 3 eggs, hoping he would notice and return so I could see him again. I guess he didn't notice.
Da fuck
