at first I read that as kenpachi's shikai

and I nearly shat myself...but then I reread it and realized I didn't miss something epic and I QQ'ed

I think if zaraki had a shikai, it would just be something like ichigo's where the sword gets bigger.

I think if zaraki exposes a shikai in the future I'll come my pants while shitting myself

homo.

You wouldn't crap yourself if zaraki got shikai

You are not a bleach fan.

nah it'd definitely be a no homo cum/shitting of the pants

Those words don't work in the same sentence when your talking about a guys "sword"

why's that? do swords determine your sexuality now? And here I thought they were weapons of destruction, not weapons of homosexuality

How do you know that zanpaktou isn't a man? If it is then you'd be cuming to his new appearance wouldn't you? Is that not homo?

wow i never thought of it like that. good work.