How would you know..?

remember that time i came over and you weren't home? Your mom invited me in.
yeah.

That's funny because your mom is my mom. My dad went to Canada for a business trip many years back. Came back to America, 9 months later a crane swoops into his bedroom and I was left there. Our mom gave birth to two children, left your dad, moved to American to come back with my dad. Your dad remarried and your mom isn't your birth mother.

I know, it's hard to take in, brother.

> circular object
> sideways

wut

wat

apparently she is not familiar with her own.