dem sum big tunas

they're secretly americans.
why else you think fatty tuna is so delicious?
it's built up american cheeseburger fat decomposing in the ocean, for all the fatasses that just bloat up, go swimming and get carried away.
poor little dolphin-tan has to eat to survive, and becomes gigantic bellytuna with fat waste in waiting.

Michael Moore is a whaler

the squirrels are coming THE SQUIRRELS ARE SQUIRRELLING

lold dey have high blood pressure?

idkbro, they taste fine to me.
like tuna. delicious tuna.
fatty tuna wasn't all that delicious though. maybe i just picked a shitty restaurant, in a long chain of shitty restaurants.
every place ive been to hasn't had psyc's delicious fabled fatty tuna.
i lack the balls, proverbial and otherwise, to eat fugu anytime soon.

I mention STL and someone brings up Nelly

fuck you, internet

what else are they gonna bring up, your shitty baseball team?

lol coleman is so asian he dosent realize it takes balls to eat that

I am not internet, I am Whalefood.