i have a mustache

dat schnurrbart

welcome to the club

gone now
i dun wanna be in the club

banned fromt he cool kids club no stash shaving aallowed

i'm not hard enough for facial hair

my mom used to have a bigger mustache than my dad did
asian parents mang
but how do you tell them, look it's unattractive as fuck. use a razor once in a while kay?
directly sure didn't seem to work

indirectly might not work either


you know, just placing razors all over the place, might give them the wrong idea of what you want them to do

sigh need another 800$ for my beast machine >.<

reading the video game adds on craigslist makes me sick to my stomach
i just want to buy everything so i can give these poor consoles a good home
i'll buy it all and leave nothing in my wake but a flood of posts by people who want to sell that ufc game for 5 dollars more than gamestop will give them; 5 dollars