Quote (Whalefood @ 7 May 2011 02:29)
Post a picture of your dick
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apparently whale dicks can crush people, or drown them. fucking suck if you drowned in 400 gallons of whale jizz.
although they could bottle it and then do like, ultimate bukkake vids. fuck 10 ugly hairy dudes clamoring around some crackhead skank, get a whale, a pump, and a giantass funnel coating a roomful of skanks until the room fills up & they just drown.
tl;dr, you first.