asteroid jizz, idk.
taso says:
i grew a penis just for you
lets take it on a test drive baby
vrooom vrooom
just like dem mazda kids
n then ill do a figure 8
and stick it in your butt
Danny says:
psh, we both know if you did you'd be stuck masturbating for about 4 days until you did anything else
cant fool me
taso says:
>_>
Danny says:

taso says:
my friend did that
except he didnt get very far
he said like
Danny says:
shit hurts
taso says:
after 13 rounds in a day
yeaah
he said his dick was so sore he couldnt walk or liek
sit down
lol
which reminded me of the time i saw that cool photo
where the guy jizzed ants
Danny says:
very few pictures skeeve me out
that one did
taso says:
i thought it was cute
sorta
little ant head pokin' outta his urethra
Danny says:
its a horrifying thought
taso says:
i guess
sux2beu
altho like
then i wonder if
yknow how
yeast infection etc
doesnt that mean then u could purposefully get infected n then like
start growing shrooms in your vaggo
Danny says:
i dont think thatd work
taso says:
have a little portable shroom farm
Danny says:
you'd probably just end up with the blue waffle
taso says:
lol
i cant even spell that word
fff
psilocybin or
psylocibin or
idk
i thought itd be cool
HAY GUISE WANNA GET HIGH
*drop pants*
altho itd suck if u got bugs up there
eww
Danny says:
when you think its cool, its safe to say its probably not a good idea
taso says:
so wat
itd still be cool
Danny says:
lol
taso says:
altho like
i wonder wat'd happen come period time
would the shrooms absorb all the blood
Danny says:
bloodyshrooms
taso says:
new way2transmit aids
african shroom farm