only movies where i enjoy watching without subs are porns

Dubs >

dub voices always gay and bad
fma was probably the easiest for me to deal with

ok so
english dubs or troll subs

which are funnier?

The dub always seem out of place, especially when there are things that english voices have never said before, like japanese public bathhouses, or honorifics.

But in some anime they're not all that bad, I liked Spice & Wolf dub because it didn't really seem out of place.

I agree with that. It was the start of my anime hill.
Any other dub anime I watched was horrible listening after. example Naruto.

tfs dbz > subs

i just can't take vegeta and piccolo seriously in japanese

Depends on the dub quality imo

Berserk dub was good.

DBZ was a good dub but they suck in general.

bebop dub