In all seriousness, if you haven't got in on them by now, you're better off skipping them entirely. Most of them fall squarely in the "meh" category, with an incredibly small handful of them being actually good, not great, films. There's also no way to avoid watching A LOT of these meh ones, unless you don't care about not knowing half the characters that are in the two-part finale for this generation of Marvel films. That being said, I'll go ahead and give it a shot. I also say fuck the "chronological order". Movies should be watched in the order they were released, not in the correct timeline that gives massive spoilers to other films.
Iron Man (The first and one of the few good Marvel films)
Captain America
Thor
Avengers
Captain America Winter Soldier
Thor Dark World (terrrrrible movie)
Guardians of the Galaxy
Age of Ultron
Ant-Man
Avengers : Civil War
Doctor Strange
Spider Man Homecoming
Thor Ragnorak (I don't recall this one being important to the story, but it was actually a fairly enjoyable movie)
Black Panther
Avengers Infinity War (Infinity part 1)
Captain Marvel
Avengers End Game (Infinity part 2)
Movies I cut
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man 2 & 3
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
**Ant-Man and the Wasp
Spider-Man Far From Home
Like I said, either you have to watch alllllll of the listed ones, and a lot of them are painful, or you'll be missing a ton when it comes to Infinity War, which is supposedly the climax for this generation of Marvel films. They're still making plenty more, but this is the *end* of the original cast apparently.
e: You should use Ant-Man and the Wasp. I forgot that one ties directly into End Game. Such a pain in the ass
If you just want to watch the ones that don't suck and you don't give two shits about what's going on
Iron Man
Guardians of the Galaxy
Ant-Man (meh, but higher up meh)
Avengers (corny and poorly written, but fun enough when it was the first time around)
Spider-Man Homecoming (I have a soft spot for spidey)
Thor Ragnorak (As I said before, it's one of the better ones)
Infinity War
End Game (Neither of these last two are good, but they are the *epic climax*, aka, lots of CGI, bad acting and a horrible story)
This post was edited by jadeoshbogosh on Dec 23 2019 03:04am