Scene from my honeymoon movie 'life is a beach 'opening scene CUBA -

Jackherer -OH MY GOD WOW BABE LOOK THERES 2PAC SHAKUR

my bish - whats a 2pac shakur honeykinns? -


Jackherer- wow hes like only like the best rapper ever? !

My bish- but yo like what does he wrap ? like sandwiches? you trying to say what i think your tryna say babes?

Jackherer- whats that babes?

My bish- you tryna say he wraps better sandwiches than me?you trying to say hes better than your WIFEEEEE? do you want to sleep on the damn motorway tonight?

(Jackherer becomes hesistant as sweat trickles from his pathetic epidemy of a soul of a man and he begins to apologise)

Jackherer -oh no babes no no of course not snoogums oh no your like the best babes oh wow look a paddling pool?! wow bugsys first i get there before you babes
(Jackherer starts running in the sand like a pathetic epidemy of a man than his pants that he forgot in year 2 fall down )

little kid playing in the sand - oh mommy mommy loook theres a man here standing here with no pants on! mommy hes showing his full mooon mommy oooooooooooooh and its looking very fullllllllll mommy

concerned mother - wait there charlie let me deal with this epidemy of a man (concerned mother picks up the broomstick she used to clean her room with and starts striking the bud out of Jack)

concerned mother- HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FULL MOON TO MY KIDS AND THESE OTHER CHILDREN OUT HERE YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF YOU EPIDEMY OF A MAN

Jackherer-ouch ouch ouch im sorry im sorry it wasnt my fault they just fell

concerned mother -wellllll nowwww your AYYYYYSEEEE is just gonna 'just fell' now turn around and show me that hineyyyyyyy so i can whoop it till the cowsss come homeee and till the skinny lady singsssss

(beating continues scene fades out )

u wot

cast tara reid as 'my bish' and add in some sharks flying in from the beach and you are going places

illegible
pay more attention in english class
i mean what the fuck is this supposed to be anyway it's not a scene it's just some random multicolored dialogue with no punctuation, words that dont make sense, misspelling, and 1 character name.
you have no plan for a movie, you dont know how to write, you have no technique or imagery and you dont know what the word epidemy means

whoa it was just a bit of a fun script I came up with I don't see why you are being so hateful

stop being a hater friend start encouraging your fellow man

more please mah home slice.

Da Fuq

Thanks man it's reviews like this that make me want to continue to write