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Dec 30 2013 01:38pm
Quote (Blah58 @ Dec 30 2013 12:37pm)
When was the last time you read one of the books?


Read the Hobbit a few months ago. Planning to reread on my flight next week lol


Haven't read LOTR in forever, they were not nearly as good as the Hobbit imo.

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Dec 30 2013 01:46pm
Quote (Blah58 @ Dec 30 2013 07:37pm)
When was the last time you read one of the books?


What about you?
you are just a quick wiki user. All you do is argue with pretty much every opinion that doesn't agree with your own then back it up with snippets of pointless info not really related to discussions at hand. Here, this thread, numerous other threads, the Star Wars thread where you have a vague memory of reading '1 or maybe 2' of the books (like you wouldn't know), followed by the back cover story drivel you claim as your own. Careful you don't get caught when calling others out ;)
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Dec 30 2013 02:15pm
Quote (WelSh @ Dec 30 2013 01:46pm)
What about you?
you are just a quick wiki user. All you do is argue with pretty much every opinion that doesn't agree with your own then back it up with snippets of pointless info not really related to discussions at hand. Here, this thread, numerous other threads, the Star Wars thread where you have a vague memory of reading '1 or maybe 2' of the books (like you wouldn't know), followed by the back cover story drivel you claim as your own. Careful you don't get caught when calling others out ;)


Lets see I have been in university for the last 3 years, before that I was travelling/cash jobs for 2 years before that I was in highschool for 3 years, before that I was in jr high for 3 years before that I was in grade 6 when I read some of the starwars books. 1 or 2 of which were in the young jedi series. Yeah I am such a liar right? Oh, I must have used wikipedia, which is why my vague memory of the plot was so fucking well put together right?

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Book 1: Heirs of the Force[edit]
Heirs of the Force is about the adventures of Jacen Solo and Jaina Solo's time at the Jedi Praxeum. After spending a month of training to become Jedi Knights at Luke Skywalker's Jedi academy, Jacen and Jaina's father Han Solo arrives on Yavin 4 with gifts for the twins and a new Jedi trainee — Chewbacca's nephew, Lowbacca. Along with Tenel Ka — a seemingly humorless warrior girl who befriended them during the past month — the twins and "Lowie" become fast friends. To help Lowie communicate with his fellow students, Chewbacca and Han give him a small translator droid named Em Teedee, whose mannerisms bear an uncanny resemblance to those of the droid C-3PO.
After assembling the T-23 skyhopper that his uncle had given to him as a going-away present, Lowie takes it on a test flight. He spots a shiny object glimmering in the branches of a Massassi tree, and returns to the Praxeum, vowing to return as soon as possible. After missing evening meal, Lowie shares his discovery with Jacen, Jaina and Tenel Ka. The next day the four Jedi trainees set out in the skyhopper to investigate Lowie's discovery.
When they arrive at the site, Jacen, Jaina, Lowie, and Tenel Ka discover not just a TIE fighter's wing (the shiny object), but the rest of the TIE fighter as well. Somewhat envious of Lowie's skyhopper, and wanting to face the challenge, Jaina believes that the wrecked TIE fighter can be fixed. Scrounging up parts from the remains of the old Rebel base and the area surrounding the crash, the Jedi trainees go about the task of fixing the wrecked fighter. In addition to the repairs, Jaina decides to install an old hyperdrive unit (that she had received from her father) onto the fighter as well.
Unbeknownst to the Jedi trainees, their work is being watched closely by Qorl, the pilot who had crashed the fighter during the Battle of Yavin. During the past 23 years he has been waiting the opportunity to return to the Empire and help obliterate the Rebellion.
One day while searching for more parts for the TIE fighter, Jacen finds an Imperial insignia that had come off of Qorl's uniform. He searches further, eventually discovering what has been Qorl's home for the past 23 years. He rushes back to the site of the crash and warns Jaina, Tenel Ka, and Lowbacca of the pilot's survival. Immediately thereafter Qorl appears, brandishing a blaster and telling the Jedi trainees that they are his prisoners.
Lowbacca escapes with his skyhopper and attempts to utilize its bulk in attempting to scare Qorl away. Qorl is unfazed, however, and uses his blaster to great effect, critically damaging the skyhopper. Lowie flies away and lands the skyhopper. Grateful that it doesn't explode, he begins to make his way to the Praxeum. In the process of getting there, Em Teedee is detached from Lowbacca's belt and has an adventure with a pack of woolamanders.
Lowbacca arrives at the Praxeum but no one can understand him because he lost Em Teedee. Frustrated, he recalls that Han and Chewbacca are still nearby, checking out Lando Calrissian's new GemDiver Station. He heads to the Praxeum's communications center and informs Han about the situation. Han tells Lowie that he will be back as soon as possible.
Meanwhile, Tenel Ka flees into the jungle. She is then attacked by a number of the two-headed beasts that the disembodied spirit of Exar Kun had sent to destroy Luke Skywalker's body in 11 ABY. She eventually stumbles upon a pack of woolamanders, which provides an effective distraction to the beasts that were hunting her. In the commotion she hears the voice of Em Teedee crying for help. She rescues him and uses his directional sensors to make her way back to the Praxeum.
At the crash site, Qorl marches Jacen and Jaina back to his home at gunpoint. Once there, he restrains them and gives them something to eat. Jaina and Jacen realize that Qorl has had absolutely no contact with the outside world and inform him of the current political situation in the Galaxy. The next day, Qorl marches the twins back to the crash site at gunpoint, ordering them to complete the repairs on the TIE fighter so that he may return to the Empire. The twins do so, and he blasts off, vowing to destroy the Praxeum before reporting back to the Empire.
Han Solo and Chewbacca arrive at the Praxeum in the Millennium Falcon. Shortly before taking off with Lowbacca to save the twins, Han allows Tenel Ka and Em Teedee to board the Falcon. Once they are airborne, they notice a TIE fighter making a beeline for the Praxeum. Qorl tries to fire his laser cannons, but it turns out that the twins didn't restore them to good working order. The Falcon chases him as he flies out of the atmosphere and escapes, using the hyperdrive that Jaina had installed on the TIE fighter.
Once the TIE fighter has made the jump to hyperspace, Han, Chewbacca, Lowie and Tenel Ka head for the crash site, finding that despite looking the worse for wear, Jacen and Jaina seem to be fine. A few days later the Falcon carries the damaged skyhopper back to the Praxeum. Lowie and Jaina immediately begin work on the airspeeder. The four Jedi trainees contemplate whether Qorl made it back to the Empire...
Book 2: Shadow Academy[edit]
Jacen and Jaina are kidnapped by Imperial commandos and whisked off to a hidden station where they are imprisoned in the "Shadow Academy" by a Dark Jedi.
The book begins with Lando Calrissian, Han's old buddy, inviting the young Jedi Knights to visit his GemDiver station, a mining facility orbiting the gas planet Yavin. All the Jedi agree to go to GemDiver station, except for Tenel Ka, who stays at the academy because her grandmother is coming to visit, and she does not want her friends to know that she is a princess on her homeworld of Hapes.
Meanwhile at GemDiver, the twins go fishing for Corusca gems, indestructible jewels that can cut through the toughest armor. All are unsuccessful except for Jacen, who snags a small Corusca gem which he hides in his shoe. Suddenly, the GemDiver station is attacked by an unknown assailant, and Lowie and the twins are kidnapped. When they wake up, they learn they are on the cloaked space station called the Shadow Academy, a place for training Dark Jedi. They are soon introduced to the Dark Master Brakiss and his second in command, the beautiful Nightsister Tamith Kai of Dathomir. For the next few weeks they put the young Jedi through vigorous and sometimes deadly training exercises, breaking their spirits, morale, and bodies. They try and turn the Jedi to the dark side and serve the resurrected Emperor, but the young Jedi Knights resist the temptation.
Meanwhile, Lando informs Luke of the twins' kidnapping, so Luke and Tenel Ka begin to track down the whereabouts of their friends. Their search leads them to Tenel Ka's home planet of Dathomir, where the Nightsisters and the Singing Mountain clan, old enemies and friends of Luke and Han, reside. There they learn that the Empire is recruiting the Force-talented inhabitants of Dathomir and sending them to the Shadow Academy. Luke and Tenel Ka cleverly get themselves recruited, and then wait as they head towards the secret location of the Shadow Academy.
As Luke and Tenel Ka approach the now uncloaked space station, they take over the ship and fly it into the academy to rescue their friends. To escape, Jacen uses the Corusca gem that was hidden in his shoe to cut through his cell to the door controls, and then frees his twin sister and Lowie shortly afterwards. As they run towards the docking bay to leave, they are confronted by Tamith Kai and Brakiss. Luke and Brakiss exchange a few unpleasant words, while Tamith Kai and Tenel Ka thicken their rivalry with talk of doing battle. But in the end, the Jedi somehow escape without a fight, leaving Brakiss and Tamith Kai to explain their failure to the Emperor. As it turns out, they would not have escaped if it weren't for the help of their old nemesis, the imperial pilot Qorl...


Yeah that is exactly what I typed in the other thread, it is all making perfect sense now isn't it?
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Dec 31 2013 04:47am
Was a good movie.
I would respond to all the idiots in this thread but it would take too much time, if you haven't seen it watch it yourself.
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Dec 31 2013 06:57am


Just thought I'd throw this out there.

lololol
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Dec 31 2013 07:11am
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1508571_10151922489996840_930197201_n.jpg

Just thought I'd throw this out there.

lololol


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Jan 1 2014 03:47pm
This was fairly cool, loved the Sauron cameo
only thing I didn't like that much was legolas, there is absolutely zero tension in fights when you know that character will be in a story happening 50 years later
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Jan 1 2014 04:23pm
Quote (mortwatcher @ 1 Jan 2014 17:47)
This was fairly cool, loved the Sauron cameo
only thing I didn't like that much was legolas, there is absolutely zero tension in fights when you know that character will be in a story happening 50 years later


They're just showing how badass he used to be before becoming friends with a dwarf and risking his life for a couple midgets because one of them has a ring.
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Jan 1 2014 06:01pm
Quote (mortwatcher @ Jan 1 2014 02:47pm)
This was fairly cool, loved the Sauron cameo
only thing I didn't like that much was legolas, there is absolutely zero tension in fights when you know that character will be in a story happening 50 years later


Its not like there is a book or anything that tells us what happens.....
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Jan 1 2014 06:57pm
Quote (dirTyMan @ Jan 1 2014 05:01pm)
Its not like there is a book or anything that tells us what happens.....


It's not like these movies follow the book....
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