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I know I'm late to the party but literally every part of the prequels was handled poorly.

The relationship between Anakin and padmae should have been her tempting him, the temptation which would end with him turning to the dark side. Not him being a creepy motherfucker the entire fucking time and essentially forcing her to be with him.

Anakin was supposed to be the best Jedi ever, turned and corrupted by the dark side. But the prequels basically change him from a "it was honestly a surprise he turned" into a "how the fuck did no one see it coming*.

The entirety of all 3 movies were shot in green rooms, and it shows+feels like it.

George basically had no fucking idea what he was doing when he made 4-6 but he had so many people helping him that miraculously the movies turned out great. For 1-3 he got rid of all those people, it isn't even surprising that the movies are so fucking bad.

I am also 100% convinced by the jar jar sith lord theory and I think Lucas pussyd out of doing the reveal when jar jar was hated on so much. Which in my opinion makes the movies even worse because he fucking catered rather than doing his vision.

1-3 are basically an exercise in tricking multiple target audiences into giving you money, they did a fantastic job at that. Sam Jackson for the black teens, Yoda for the old fans, Natalie for the horny teenage boys, etc. He catered to as many people as possible to sell as many tickets as possible without caring about the story.
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Quote (Blah58 @ Dec 3 2016 09:03am)
I know I'm late to the party but literally every part of the prequels was handled poorly.

The relationship between Anakin and padmae should have been her tempting him, the temptation which would end with him turning to the dark side. Not him being a creepy motherfucker the entire fucking time and essentially forcing her to be with him.

Anakin was supposed to be the best Jedi ever, turned and corrupted by the dark side. But the prequels basically change him from a "it was honestly a surprise he turned" into a "how the fuck did no one see it coming*.

The entirety of all 3 movies were shot in green rooms, and it shows+feels like it.

George basically had no fucking idea what he was doing when he made 4-6 but he had so many people helping him that miraculously the movies turned out great. For 1-3 he got rid of all those people, it isn't even surprising that the movies are so fucking bad.

I am also 100% convinced by the jar jar sith lord theory and I think Lucas pussyd out of doing the reveal when jar jar was hated on so much. Which in my opinion makes the movies even worse because he fucking catered rather than doing his vision.

1-3 are basically an exercise in tricking multiple target audiences into giving you money, they did a fantastic job at that. Sam Jackson for the black teens, Yoda for the old fans, Natalie for the horny teenage boys, etc. He catered to as many people as possible to sell as many tickets as possible without caring about the story.


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Dec 4 2016 01:35pm
I would like to see some quality remakes of some science fiction movies. The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Willow, things of that nature.

I agree with a lot of things posted in this thread. Some movies just don't need remakes. They are iconic and are what inspiration is drawn from. But I also like hearing about remakes. You never know which director or group of actors or whatever are going to make it great. Even with my sincere trepidations, I hoped Ghostbusters would be good remade. Obviously I was a bit let down, but I won't write off any movie without my own viewing. That being said, I should've listened lol.
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Dec 4 2016 02:23pm
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Considering we are at a time where self driving cars and becoming a thing I could see a Christine reimagining being pretty cool.
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Dec 14 2016 07:39am
none coz all remakes are shit
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Dec 14 2016 07:46am
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none coz all remakes are shit



they couldn't possibly make dragon ball any shitter
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