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Dec 22 2014 04:06pm
My review, some spoilers


Movie felt very rushed, left so much unexplained. Also there were a few scenes, even for a movie based on a fantasy series, that were incredibly unrealistic. Legolas walking on falling stones, the 1 dwarf killing orcs by headbutt, bilbo taking out orcs by throwing rocks. Did we ever even see the 2nd orc army that was approaching, now that I think about it, I cannot recall. If we did, the fact that it left no memory of itself tells me it could have been done better.

Overall, disappointed.

5/10.

This post was edited by Meatstick on Dec 22 2014 04:08pm
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Dec 22 2014 04:20pm
No where near the first trilogy, felt like they just milked for some money.
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Dec 22 2014 04:22pm
People are judging this pretty harshly.

I can't wait to see the reviews of the new star wars. Everyone is gonna say "this or that one was better, new one is shit".

I liked the hobbit movies. They're all a strong 7/10 for me because they brought exactly the kind of entertainment I was expecting when I walked into the theater. No more, no less.
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Dec 22 2014 04:30pm
Quote (CMBurns @ Dec 23 2014 12:22am)
People are judging this pretty harshly.

I can't wait to see the reviews of the new star wars. Everyone is gonna say "this or that one was better, new one is shit".

I liked the hobbit movies. They're all a strong 7/10 for me because they brought exactly the kind of entertainment I was expecting when I walked into the theater. No more, no less.


true bro

8/10 from me
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Dec 22 2014 05:07pm
Quote (Meatstick @ Dec 22 2014 10:06pm)
My review, some spoilers


Movie felt very rushed, left so much unexplained. Also there were a few scenes, even for a movie based on a fantasy series, that were incredibly unrealistic. Legolas walking on falling stones, the 1 dwarf killing orcs by headbutt, bilbo taking out orcs by throwing rocks. Did we ever even see the 2nd orc army that was approaching, now that I think about it, I cannot recall. If we did, the fact that it left no memory of itself tells me it could have been done better.

Overall, disappointed.

5/10.


I agree with most of what you're saying. I hated the same part where legalas walks on the falling stones. The fight scene as a whole was good. Yet, then again, in LOTR Legolas can be seen doing pretty amazing things.

The drawf wasn't necessarily killing the orcs with the headbutts. I think it was comical, I liked it.

The rocks were dumb.

The second army was taken out by the eagles/bear.

Quote (CMBurns @ Dec 22 2014 10:22pm)
People are judging this pretty harshly.

I can't wait to see the reviews of the new star wars. Everyone is gonna say "this or that one was better, new one is shit".

I liked the hobbit movies. They're all a strong 7/10 for me because they brought exactly the kind of entertainment I was expecting when I walked into the theater. No more, no less.


I'm a big fan of both the hobbit and LOTR movies and I usually judge movies pretty lightly.


The hobbit movies are not strong. I like them, I love them, but they are not strong. They are NOTHING like LOTR.

When the battle of five armies comes out on blu ray, the only way to watch this series is all in one day. The movies are too rushed as a stand alone.

LOTR was finely crafted. There is no comparison.
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Dec 22 2014 05:10pm
Was subpar
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Dec 23 2014 01:17am
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Dec 24 2014 12:41am
Quote (stupidkid282 @ Dec 22 2014 01:02pm)
Obviously, I must have been blinded by pretty jewels.


They also didn't show what happened to the arkenstone.  I'm assuming it was given back to the dwarves....but..


omggg i totally forgot to google this after the show. thank you so much lol
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