Then go post on some shit Scandinavian forum.

Not only are these awful, uninspired, and pointless hipster garbage, you couldn't even do a Google search to get the quotes right? "How are you doin?" You gotta be fucking kidding me. If you're going to shamelessly steal shit that's not yours, put it on a shitty background, and call it anything other than the steaming pile of Scandinavian feces it is, at least have the courtesy to check your fucking work before trying to sell it. Honestly, how dumb does your entire staff have to be to fuck this up? This is what you're using for marketing right? Meaning this is your A-Game material and probably the best you've managed to come up with so far? That's just fucking hilarious.

How much did you pay the farm in China to get you up to 100k followers? There's two options here. Either Scandinavians are the dumbest people on this earth (I would like to believe that's not true), or you're full of shit. Even if your precious 100k followers were real, it wouldn't matter. This is just another stupid and unoriginal gimmick fad that will be dead in 3-6 months. If this is the best you've got and your company is somehow making money, it won't be long before a company capable of coming up with backgrounds that don't look like complete garbage and who also have a staff competent enough to check their quotes before putting them online for the world to see. So, even if you haven't crashed and burned before this happens (which you assuredly will), you will surely get fucked seven ways from Sunday as soon as you have competition that's even marginally competent, unlike the group of monkeys you've got working for you.

It's not hate as that would imply that I care enough about you and your laughable "company" to actually hate you. Truth be told, if I hated you or cared about you at all, I might spend the time bookmarking your shit and looking you up in 6 months when you don't exist. I won't though as we both know what's going to happen with this little endeavor. Thanks for the chuckle though, it's pretty fucking hilarious to me that you're so desperate for ideas and validation that you've turned to fucking D2jsp of all places. Literally the only thing you deserve for your efforts are some hefty fines for theft of intellectual property. Well, that, and maybe a few swift kicks to your balls to stop you from reproducing and furthering the lineage of failure that resides within you.

I apologize for being harsh, reality is a tough pill to swallow at times. Bottom-line is that this is all terrible, and you should feel terrible. I know I can be an ass, and as a nice guy, I will provide you with this small consolation quote. I think anyone who's spent more than 2 minutes speaking to you regarding your uh huh business can relate to it.

"what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

You're welcome and I wish you the best of luck in at least making your money back before crashing and burning.

This post was edited by jadeoshbogosh on Jan 31 2017 01:55am

I love it when nerds act tough in the basement of their moms house :-)

As much as I dislike that guy I'm like 85% sure he has an actual job and fucking supports himself, unlike you who is begging for help on a damn diablo 2 gaming forum. I mean people here probably have good ideas and such but how fucking desperate do you have to be to think "I know! D2jsp (insert any small/niche forum really) will help me make a successful business!"

Your designs are shit and uninspired. You basically stole the idea from penny t's but made it worse (also I'm sure it's been done before anyways).

Not to mention if you are going to quote a specific pop culture thing why the fuck would you make the image have nothing to do with said quote. Honestly "does a bear shit in the woods" and you have a bear on a toilet? Have you even fucking seen without a paddle? Or anything pop culture related that rocketed that saying into mainstream usage?

The yellow umbrella is the symbol for the wife in himym, why the fuck is it with Barney's legendary shit? Your team, if you even have one, is fucking pathetic.

Take a deep breath and everything will be fine...

"and I'm healthy as a horse; not a drip"

Exactly. You can bump that to 100% btw, I have a decent job in the medical field, my own place, a wife, and a kid who I support. I know I can be a complete ass, but come on with this shit. This has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen posted on this forum. This is all just sooooooo bad, and even from a pure design standpoint, they just look fucking lazy. The entire concept and execution is piss poor.



It's ironic because you're describing yourself. I moved out from my parents home the day I turned 18, I haven't even lived in the same state as my family for the past 5 years now.



I'm always calm when posting on here. I simply thought this was one of the worst things I've ever seen posted on Jsp during my time here and I felt like I should point out why. It's pathetic when anyone shamelessly advertises on D2jsp of all places, keep that shit to Facebook, but this takes it even a step further. This idea is horrible, the guy is just stealing quotes (he can't even do that right), and then putting them on backgrounds that don't even relate to the stolen quote, that also happen to look like rushed garbage.... I mean, come on people. Does anyone here legitimately think this idea isn't a steaming pile of dog shit? If so, why and how? If you're going to just steal shit, at least put some time into the design to actually make them visually appealing. You don't have to work towards anything, you've been given all the material for your idea which ensures you won't have to have a single original idea (thank God for this guy, because we all know his brain is a bit fuzzy), and even with that, he still couldn't even make these appealing. Everything about this is just absolutely terrible.

This post was edited by jadeoshbogosh on Jan 31 2017 01:31pm

10/10

God, you've probably figured this out already but most things jade and blah say can be skipped. I can't remember the last time i read a wall of their txt and feel much better for it

Did you need to get permission/royalties since you have the names of shows alone with their most popular phrases btw? like borat on a t-shirt might be a problem if you spread out too much

"shitter's full"

with a picture of eddie in his pink bathrobe